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  <title>Songs of innocence and of experience</title>
  <subtitle>Fair and Balanced</subtitle>
  <author>
    <name>Douglas Spencer</name>
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  <updated>2009-07-13T17:54:32Z</updated>
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    <title>Charles N Brown</title>
    <published>2009-07-13T17:53:31Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-13T17:54:32Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/dougs/pic/000516a8/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/dougs/pic/000516a8/s320x240" width="185" height="240" border="0" alt="We&amp;#39;ll miss you, Charles N Brown" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.locusmag.com/News/2009/07/charles-n-brown-1937-2009.html"&gt;http://www.locusmag.com/News/2009/07/charles-n-brown-1937-2009.html&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dougs:804734</id>
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    <title>Beeblebears Picnic</title>
    <published>2009-07-11T09:59:13Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-11T10:01:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I'm off ZZ9ing today.  See some of you there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.zz9.org/events/zz9_diary.html"&gt;http://www.zz9.org/events/zz9_diary.html&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dougs:804496</id>
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    <title>Flintstones censored in United Arab Emirates</title>
    <published>2009-07-11T08:50:05Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-11T08:52:47Z</updated>
    <content type="html">A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai television refused to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A spokesman said the people of Dubai do not understand the humour; however, those in Abu Dhabi do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;[&lt;a href="http://revjph.blogspot.com/2009/07/dont-blame-madpriest-blame-saintly.html"&gt;source&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/small&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dougs:804162</id>
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    <title>Torchwood thought -- Spoilers for S3E4 and S3E5</title>
    <published>2009-07-11T00:28:17Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-11T00:28:17Z</updated>
    <content type="html">A thought about Torchwood...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Ianto knew what working for Torchwood was like.  Owen and Tosh knew what was going on.  So did Suzie.  They all knew that hardly anyone in Torchwood lasts long.  A short, exciting career and then you die.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gwen knows, she knew before she joined up.  Even Rhys has worked it out, and has chosen to come onside and work with the team.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;See, here's the thing: I hope Jack explained to Stephen what was happening, and why.  I hope that Stephen knew what he was getting into.    I hope he knew what the likely outcome was before he took on the job.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I really hope Jack had Stephen's &lt;i&gt;informed&lt;/i&gt; consent.</content>
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    <title>A poll about Torchwood</title>
    <published>2009-07-10T08:48:12Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-10T08:48:41Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Not cut because of spoilers, but because of how polls can muck up some friends pages.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1427712"&gt;View Poll: Torchwood&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dougs:803657</id>
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    <title>Biiig Torchwood spoiler...</title>
    <published>2009-07-09T21:35:25Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-09T21:35:25Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Ianto &lt;i&gt;had&lt;/i&gt; to die before Torchwood hires Lois -- there simply isn't room in an organisation that size for &lt;i&gt;two&lt;/i&gt; elite PAs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Discuss.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dougs:803572</id>
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    <title>One Church, One Hundred Uses</title>
    <published>2009-07-05T18:50:43Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-05T18:50:43Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Had a very good meeting with Andrew Mawson and a couple of people from his team today.  Very exciting things might be happening in Bracknell over the next few years, if we can knock all the right heads together.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hurrah!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dougs:803138</id>
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    <title>It seems so unfair...</title>
    <published>2009-07-02T13:27:03Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-02T13:27:03Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Julia and I, as has already been reported, are clearing up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We've just found a little tin full of hooks-and-eyes, suitable for someone who does dressmaking.  There's a picture of two people on the lid of the tin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Julia looked at the picture.  "Is that Mrs Simpson?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I glanced over.  "No.  They didn't do souvenirs of Mrs Simpson.  They really &lt;i&gt;really&lt;/i&gt; didn't do souvenirs of Mrs Simpson."</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dougs:803044</id>
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    <title>Surprise find</title>
    <published>2009-07-02T12:03:05Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-02T12:03:05Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Julia and I are clearing up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We've just found a catalogue from &lt;a href="http://www.quality-control.co.uk/"&gt;Quality Control&lt;/a&gt; (NSFW) and there's a receipt inside the back cover.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I read the receipt.  Now I &lt;i&gt;think&lt;/i&gt; it's referring to the kind of card that was used, but I can't be sure.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It says "Switch".</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dougs:802799</id>
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    <title>ah well.</title>
    <published>2009-07-01T19:41:32Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-01T19:41:32Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Mrs Slocombe, free at last.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dougs:802523</id>
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    <title>Money-saving tip</title>
    <published>2009-06-30T17:16:14Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-30T17:16:14Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I just discovered a really effective money-saving tip.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you walk into town to do a bit of shopping, just leave your wallet etc at home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*sigh*</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dougs:802253</id>
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    <title>They say it goes in threes...</title>
    <published>2009-06-29T19:46:20Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-29T19:46:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">First, the electronics goes wrong on my car. ("My car crashed" -- "Have you tried rebooting it?" -- "Yeah -- it works fine for about four minutes then it crashes again")&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then my cable TV and cable Internet -- two separate lines feeding two separate units from two allegedly independent feeds -- both go down simultaneously.  And the call centre tell me that my STB and my CM both developed a fault, independently and simultaneously, and they each need a site visit from an engineer, both of which can be done simultaneously by the same bloke.  He's booked for Thursday morning.  45 minutes later I get two simultaneous (yet independent) text messages telling me that the fault is regional, not local, and they're cancelling my bi-capable engineer.  Meanwhile I'm posting by handset.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And now I discover that my DrUId has a failing hard disk.  Not that I'll lose anything, since the disk is only used for cacheing, and not that I can use it when I'm offline, but anyway.  Boo.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dougs:801921</id>
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    <title>Car misbehaving...</title>
    <published>2009-06-29T15:46:38Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-29T15:46:38Z</updated>
    <content type="html">My car has developed an electrical fault.  It still goes, but it claims to have no ABS and no airbags, and it can't work out how hard to blow the fans.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's booked in for Monday morning, the 6th.  I may be doing more walking than usual over the next few days.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dougs:801760</id>
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    <title>Today's discovery...</title>
    <published>2009-06-27T22:13:21Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-27T22:13:21Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Great heavens.  VMware 2.0.1 on Ubuntu 9.04 Jaunty works &lt;i&gt;loads&lt;/i&gt; better than VMware 1.0.9 on Ubuntu 8.04LTS Hardy.  Who knew.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dougs:801345</id>
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    <title>Whether the weather be hot...</title>
    <published>2009-06-27T16:36:49Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-27T16:36:49Z</updated>
    <content type="html">It's far too hot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's far too sunny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The sky overhead, and the sky to the south, the north and the west is bright blue and nearly cloudless.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The sky to the east is more-or-less solid black.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Half an hour ago there was thunder.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But the weather hasn't turned yet.  It's still far too hot, far too sunny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm waiting.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dougs:801066</id>
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    <title>Things I'm not doing...</title>
    <published>2009-06-26T16:54:52Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-26T16:54:52Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Any second now, I'm just about to &lt;i&gt;not&lt;/i&gt; go to the Sheffield Group Friday Pub Meeting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tomorrow, I'm not going to go to the BSFA/SFF AGM in London, and I'm not going to continue on to the Vegetarian Barbecue in Croydon -- in each case because I've already undertaken to spend the weekend with Sue and Rew, just the other side of Bristol.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But I'm not going to go to Bristol tomorrow either -- Julia and I have cancelled with our hosts because we're still not right following the lurgy which struck while we were at Mother's last weekend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The great theory is that I was spending the last couple of days here at home catching up with paperwork, laundry, cleaning and so on -- but I'm extremely disinclined to do any of that while I still feel so grey.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In other news, I'm convinced that Victoria Azarenka is trying to make up for the loss of the vocal stylings of the late Michael Jackson.  And I'm secretly quite amused that one of the players at Wimbledon today is called "Mardy Fish".</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dougs:800805</id>
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    <title>Still ill...</title>
    <published>2009-06-24T16:16:43Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-24T16:16:43Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Still ill. Not going to the BSFA meeting tonight, so have fun without me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Top tip for today -- overlay your userpic with chipboard, to protest how Habitat are using Twitter.</content>
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    <title>Health report.</title>
    <published>2009-06-22T07:36:51Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-22T07:36:51Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I thought I was better.  For a few hours, there, I was.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But now it seems that I'm not.  Ah well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And now, Julia's got it too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obviously because I am A Man, her version is much milder.</content>
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    <title>Setting me up for confusion later...</title>
    <published>2009-06-22T07:34:47Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-22T07:34:47Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Two people on my friends list are happy today... but I predict I'll be confused later.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Saturday, one of my friends got two new cats -- siblings, one boy, one girl -- and the bolder, more adventurous one is called Nicodemus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Sunday, one of my friends got two new cats -- siblings, one boy, one girl -- and the bolder, more adventurous one is called Nicodemus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They've never met, and they live about a hundred miles apart.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But I can't help thinking they're doing it deliberately.</content>
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    <title>Progress...</title>
    <published>2009-06-20T19:45:25Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-20T19:45:25Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I have eaten a bit of fish and some carrot.  We'll see how that goes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We resumed our scrabble game.  I wasn't able to play "bathing", but later I was able to play "decoying", 72 points.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bed time soon, I imagine.</content>
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    <title>Medical TMI and Sonnet 18</title>
    <published>2009-06-20T10:44:46Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-20T10:44:46Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Clearly I'm not at my peak -- I've given up after only four lines, and Julia says I haven't really captured Shakespeare's subtlety of meaning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But here's the first four lines of a parody of Shakespeare's Sonnet 18.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;i&gt;Shall I compare me to a winter's squall?&lt;br /&gt;I am more turbid, more inclined to spray:&lt;br /&gt;Rough winds do shake the bathroom's floor and wall,&lt;br /&gt;And blast the fragile porcelain away;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Perhaps I'll revisit this and write a little more when I'm feeling better.</content>
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    <title>Not well...</title>
    <published>2009-06-19T20:05:54Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-19T20:05:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Earlier this evening I bailed from a Scrabble game because I wasn't feeling well.  And I had a 7-letter word ("BATH&lt;font color="red"&gt;I&lt;/font&gt;NG") in my rack at the time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since then, for tea I've had...&lt;br /&gt;- 400mg Ibuprofen.&lt;br /&gt;- A couple of hours lying down.&lt;br /&gt;- 1000mg Paracetamol.&lt;br /&gt;- A banana.&lt;br /&gt;- Lots of water.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meanwhile Julia and Mother have been eating all sorts of stuff.  But without my help there are five doughballs left over.  Woe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's another big glass of water.  We'll see how things go.</content>
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    <title>Bread products threaten fabric of reality</title>
    <published>2009-06-18T09:17:39Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-18T18:17:31Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Either Julia's been shopping when I wasn't looking, or our fridge has just violated the principle of conservation of doughballs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;[This threatens the fabric of reality except if a quantity of energy has been converted into doughballs.  Or if our fridge is not a closed system (which, if I'm being honest, is more likely).]&lt;/small&gt;</content>
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    <title>The Internet knows all, and I am lazy...</title>
    <published>2009-06-17T20:23:37Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-17T20:23:37Z</updated>
    <content type="html">There's an advert &lt;i&gt;for adverts&lt;/i&gt; on the telly just at the moment.  It includes soundbites for a number of iconic adverts from the last thirty years, and we've identified all the adverts bar one -- the one right at the end of the sequence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We can't recall which advert, for which product, features a boy's voice saying the words "Accrington Stanley".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can anyone help?</content>
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    <title>Three Years</title>
    <published>2009-06-15T06:39:07Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-15T06:39:21Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://dougs.livejournal.com/2006/06/16/"&gt;http://dougs.livejournal.com/2006/06/16/&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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