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C-3 [Dec. 9th, 2009|04:03 pm]
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Circle lineThe Advent Circle   [C-5]
(a 12 day countdown to the de-circling of the Circle line)
At the moment, 41 million passengers a year pass through Paddington tube station. Most of these pass through the District/Circle/Bakerloo ticket hall, at the useful end of Paddington station near platforms 1-8 and the shops. Only passengers on the Hammersmith & City line have to use the miserable station at the other (disconnected) end, accessible via a single choked staircase, and a long way from where most want to be.
From next week, rather more passengers will end up at the nasty end of Paddington. All trains to and from King's Cross will pass this way, disgorging 144 carriages an hour onto inadequate platforms. Commuters may soon learn it's quicker to change at Edgware Road instead, whereas one-off tourists are likely to be confused, and inconvenienced, and encouraged to walk long distances lugging suitcases.
But never fear, because a new Paddington (Circle & Hammersmith & City & Crossrail) station is being planned. There'll be a new ticket hall, an extra staircase, step-free access from street to platforms and a significant increase in space in congested areas. But not until 2015. Only five and a bit years of hell to go.
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sguod: RT @SexCigarsBooze: 79 million are engaged in sex–right now. 58M are kissing. 37M are relaxin [Dec. 9th, 2009|05:24 pm]
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sguod: RT @SexCigarsBooze: 79 million are engaged in sex–right now. 58M are kissing. 37M are relaxing after sex. 1 person is reading this tweet ...
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Cereal Killer [Dec. 9th, 2009|05:00 am]
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Cereal Killer


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THE MIDNIGHT JUKEBOX [Dec. 9th, 2009|10:58 pm]
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The selections I play on The Midnight Jukebox and The DVant Disco are there to entertain. But, of course, I am also showing off my brilliant taste in music. Nothing is more verifying of my absolute coolness than somebody actually going and buying a record because they heard it at OCICBW... And nobody has spent more money on records because of me than Grandmère Mimi. She is one cool cat.

But, this has not been just a one way thing. Mimi actually achieved the nearly impossible. She found a whole area of music that I knew nothing about and switched me on to it big time. This was the music of the jazz revival in New Orleans during the 50s and early 60s when the old boys who had been around at the start of jazz came back into the limelight for one final, but glorious, curtain call. This revival was based in the Preservation Hall in New Orleans. Mimi sent me a book all about it and it was one of those books that, after you have read it, you feel like you know all the characters in it as friends.

So I was over the moon when I came across and bought this album at the end of last week.



I tell you, I would have bought the record just for the photo on the sleeve. There they are - all of those musicians I had come to know so well in the book. And there is Billie Pierce, herself, the piano player and blues belter who was so much a part of the New Orleans jazz scene between the 50s and early 70s, and yet who is criminally ignored in the wider world of jazz.

But the music on the album also delivers. There is not a dud track and the recording is brilliantly engineered. It has sense of intimacy - a real "almost as if you were there" feel to it.

Here are just four tracks.
Enjoy them (I know, at least two of us will).

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THE PRAYER LIST [Dec. 9th, 2009|10:20 pm]
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Once again I am going to have to ask you to post your own prayers.

But I do ask for your prayers for my wife and myself. I am surprised that I have lasted as long as I have but what is going to happen in the next little while was inevitable from the start. Unfortunately, evil works through what appear to be coincidences as much as God does. But OCICBW... will continue. I know my duty to my friends and to my God.





Christ, protect me today
Against every poison, against burning,
Against drowning, against death-wound,
That I may receive abundant reward.

Christ with me, Christ before me,
Christ behind me, Christ within me,
Christ beneath me, Christ above me,
Christ at my right, Christ at my left,
Christ in the fort,
Christ in the chariot seat,
Christ in the poop.

Christ in the heart of everyone who thinks of me,
Christ in the mouth of everyone who speaks to me,
Christ in every eye that sees me,
Christ in every ear that hears me.

I bind to myself today
The strong virtue of an invocation of the Trinity,
I believe the Trinity in the Unity
The Creator of the Universe.

COMMENT: "Poop" refers to the poop deck of a boat (St. Patrick is asking for protection whilst on water). But I quite like the idea of Christ being there in the shit with us.
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HUGE Contest News! [Dec. 9th, 2009|07:14 pm]
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Tomorrow is my usual Thursday Bizarro Puzzle Game Contest Seek-n-Find Competition Thing but this week something will be different!

Assuming some of you are tired of competing for Bizarro Trading Cards (perish the thought!) I figured it might be fun to give away a REAL prize worth ACTUAL money. Accordingly, a company has agreed to award this Cuisinart machine object to the winner of tomorrow's contest!

Check out the price, dudes and dudettes! It's worth over a hundred bucks! That's class!

They sell tons of stuff online, like this thing, counter stools, and some of my favorite modern furniture. Check them out and get all purchasy. By the way, if you want to give something nice to your favorite cartoonist, this would be an excellent choice. (Note the free shipping!)

Meanwhile, spread the word that tomorrow's contest is for REAL! I'm so excited, I'm going to drink the pink stuff in this blender I'm giving away.

BY THE WAY, THIS IS NOT A JOKE, I REALLY AM GIVING AWAY THIS BLENDER.
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[SP] Not a Personal Project [Dec. 9th, 2009|08:28 pm]
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If there are any problems with the comic or website, or if you have any questions, comments, or complaints you would like to address directly to Randy, please email him at choochoobear@gmail.com.

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Playing With Your Food [Dec. 9th, 2009|05:09 pm]
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Bizarro is brought to you today by Bill Maher.

As a lot of you know, like my friend Bill Maher, I'm an ethical vegan. (As opposed to someone who is vegan purely for his own health.) I occasionally think of cartoons that have to do with this topic and its related issues – nutrition, cruelty, health, the environment – and I toss them into the mix. I have been guilty of being pretty preachy about it in the past, it is difficult not to be when you are fighting against the suffering of those unable to speak for themselves, but I try very hard not to be and I hope I'm getting better.

I think this is a fairly successful cartoon in that regard. It evokes the subject of food choices without being overt. To me, there is something inherently funny about a little girl expected to slaughter a live chicken at her school lunch table.

Lots of people are concerned about environmental issues these days, so they choose local foods to save the pollution caused by shipping foods across country. If you're doing this but still buying meat, you're undoing your efforts many times over. Animal agriculture is responsible for far more greenhouse gases than all transportation combined.

Many people insist on organic meats to protect their family from harmful chemicals. Animal protein, in and of itself, feeds cancer and heart disease as fast as the hormones and chemicals you fear. Organic meat is a bit like organic bullets. It misses the larger point.

Many people become angry and defensive when they hear these things and I understand that. Attacking a person's diet is like attacking their religion, ethnicity, traditions, and family. Sorry about that. I'm the sort of person who is more than willing to toss a tradition overboard if it serves no purpose, harms me, or depends on the victimization of someone else. Like cheap sneakers made by orphans, I can do without them. It's just how I roll, homey.
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Lineman Fail [Dec. 9th, 2009|06:00 pm]
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You’re either very hungry or very kinky [Dec. 9th, 2009|03:00 pm]
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“We get to eat a porn star”

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Day Nine! [Dec. 8th, 2009|12:00 am]
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The Great Big Doctor Who Christmas Quiz
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OH NO, NO! - IT'S HO-HO-PHOBIA [Dec. 9th, 2009|01:22 pm]
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Eeeeeuuuuuurghhh!
200 days off purgatory.


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ENJOY YOUR HORNY CHRISTMAS,IT WILL SOON BE THORNY GOOD FRIDAY [Dec. 9th, 2009|12:57 pm]
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From TONIGHT:

A campaign for a chain of sex shops wishing customers a 'Merry XXXmas' provoked a row with the Church of England on Tuesday. Religious leaders branded Ann Summers' slogan - in the windows of all its 138 stores - as "insensitive and crass" and called for it to be removed. There was also anger over another Ann Summers slogan calling on customers to "Have a horny Christmas".

The Very Reverend Chris Dalliston, Dean of Newcastle, said: "Without wanting to be a killjoy, my feeling is that it is insensitive, at best uncomfortable, and at worst a crass marketing slogan. Many people see Christmas as a sacred and special festival. That isn't to say ordinary fun and human enjoyment shouldn't be part of it, but people need to be sensitive to the feelings not just of the Church, but of the many people for whom Christmas is an important part of their relationship with God. One has to accept this is a time of year which is of great importance commercially. But it is about having awareness of the spiritual significance of Christmas as a celebration of Christ's birth. Let's not throw the Christ child out with the bath water."

Newcastle City Council received a complaint about the display, but chiefs say although they have deemed it "inappropriate" they have no powers to force the shop to take it down.

COMMENT: Personally I can't see any difference between Ann Summers using Christmas to sell stuff and all the other commercial enterprises that do the same, including all the Christian companies selling religious stuff. At least, Ann Summers is being up front with their "Have a horny Christmas" unlike all the companies that, oh so tastefully, tell us to have a gluttonous Christmas. The only way this sex shop's advertising could be deemed offensive is if you believed sex was intrinsically offensive. And it's not like we are talking about porn here - all they sell is accessories and stuff and they are possibly responsible for keeping more marriages together than the Church of England, with all its preaching, could ever manage.
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Blastoise is always a win [Dec. 9th, 2009|12:00 pm]
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AND DID THOSE FEET? YES THEY DID! [Dec. 9th, 2009|11:14 am]
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From THE DAILY MAIL:

A new film, "And Did Those Feet" explores the idea that Jesus accompanied his Uncle Joseph of Arimathaea, on a business trip to the tin mines of the South-West of England. Whilst there, it is claimed he took the opportunity to further his maths by studying under druids. The theory is that he arrived by sea, following established trading routes, before visiting several places in the West Country.

In the film, Dr Gordon Strachan, a Church of Scotland minister, says it is plausible Jesus came to further his education. The country is thought to have been at the forefront of learning 2,000 years ago, with mathematics particularly strong.

Ted Harrison, the film's director, said: 'If somebody was wanting to learn about the spirituality and thinking not just of the Jews but also the classical and Greek world he would have to come to Britain, which was the centre of learning at the time. Jesus was a young man curious to find out about all sorts of things. He would have come to learn what was being taught about astronomy and geometry which was being taught at "universities" run by druids at the time.'

Jesus is said to have built a chapel in Glastonbury (thus founding the Church of England years before the Italians built their first church), and when theologian St Augustine heard of it 1,400 years ago, he wrote to the Pope to tell him about it. Mr Harrison said: 'The concrete evidence is this reference by St Augustine that at Glastonbury there was a small building or church that was put up by Jesus.'

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2009-12-09: Sinfest [Dec. 9th, 2009|01:00 pm]
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Sinfest
Tatsuya Ishida

by Tatsuya Ishida

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But I thought it was “No Coke. Pepsi.” This throws everything off. [Dec. 9th, 2009|09:00 am]
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A Pepsi machine carrying exclusively Coca-Cola products.

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Science Fiction/San Francisco #99 [Dec. 9th, 2009|09:01 am]
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Comic for December 9, 2009 [Dec. 9th, 2009|12:00 am]
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Shout [Dec. 8th, 2009|11:30 pm]
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I'm shouting more often.
It's one of the advantages of living alone.

I'm shouting more at the television. When Simon Cowell appears and says something fatuous, I shout at him. When the continuity announcer reads something smarmy and condescending from a script, I jeer. When yet another Christmas commercial kicks off featuring some Fortnum-fed celebrity prancing round a snow-covered supermarket, I yell "humbug". It's easy to shout at the television because it can't shout back.

I'm shouting more at the television news. When Tiger Woods' mother-in-law is deemed more important than 112 deaths in Iraq, I screech. When apportioning blame trumps real news, following some Daily Mail agenda, I shriek. When some politician spouts forth opinion as fact, and pours scorn on her opponent for doubting, I thunder. When the same 12-second video snippet is played twice in three minutes, I wail. Whenever some lazy journalist spins out a press release into a full two minute feature, I despair. Every time a TV reporter appears in Wootton Bassett High Street and starts talking to camera, I howl. It's easy to shout at the TV news because it never reports the world quite the way I would. I can't change the presentation, but shouting at the screen makes me feel better.

I'm shouting more at blogs. When bloggers flaunt their politics assuming everybody else is wrong, I hiss. When persistent trolls who should know better hurl nasty insults out of pure spite, I bellow. When I read 90% of comments on any newspaper website anywhere on the internet, I roar. Whenever I see the content of a PR email I received yesterday recycled into a post elsewhere, I shout. I know that shouting doesn't change anything, and it would be easier not to look in the first place, but I shout anyway.

I'm shouting more at people who can't hear me. When my neighbours leave a cigarette smoking on their balcony, I audibly curse. When an automatic loans-robot rings my telephone to offer me a stilted deal, I scream at the leech who programmed it. When someone schedules a delivery for a day I'm not at home, and refuses to change it, they get a distant earful. I'm not changing anyone's behaviour here because I'm never directly confrontational, but shouting helps me vent.

I'm shouting more at inanimate objects. When I stub my toe on the edge of the bed, the bed gets shouted at. When my laptop stalls and an hourglass freezes the screen, I cry out in despair. When what's left of a bottle of milk smells strangely foul and I'm in dire need of a cup of tea, I yell at the fridge. Pointless, I know, but the louder I shout the better I feel.

It's OK, my walls are fairly thick. It's OK, I don't have stress or anger issues or serious intolerance or anything. But I'm shouting more than I used to. Has the world changed, or is it me?
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ALL SHE NEEDS IS A GOOD SHAGGING [Dec. 9th, 2009|07:50 am]
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From a letter to THE SOLOMON STAR:

I would like to dwell on the issue of the recent election of Mary Glasspool as the Los Angeles Episcopalian church's assistant bishop. This is very important to show that there is a great difference between the church that is preparing for the second coming of the LORD Jesus Christ and the false church of the devil Satan (Father of Lies).

From the media, the background of Mary Glasspool could be viewed in the following context:

(a) An unrepentant sinner age 55 and a practising homosexual or lesbian (woman who has sex with other women).

(b) Unrepentant member of the Episcopalian church of Los Angeles, California State, USA.

(c) Elected to be first assistant lesbian (unrepentant sinner) bishop.

(d) Promoter of the devil's kingdom of darkness.

God's holy word clearly shows that homosexuality like any other evil is a sin and those who continue in it will find a home in the fiery lake of burning sulfur (Revelation 21:8). Who ever practises lesbianism is a sinner who needs the saving power of our Saviour Jesus Christ. Simple as that. If you are still living in sin, you are not qualified to lead the church of God for that matter. Mary Glasspool cannot merely continue to practise lesbianism and be doing the work of a bishop in the Episcopalian church the same time.

I believe Christians of our nation could assist our brothers/sisters overseas by giving some thoughts. Our humble view to help the brothers and sisters of the Episcopalian church who elected the lesbian Mary Glasspool to become their bishop would be of the following suggestions:

(1) Mary Glasspool has to repent of the sin of homosexuality. She is still blind and needs spiritual healing.

(2) She needs to humble herself at the feet of Jesus Christ and allow Him to wash her of her sin.

(3) She needs to reject her lesbian partner(s) because it is a sinful lifestyle.

(4) She needs to find a male partner to marry who also loves the LORD Jesus Christ or take the step of celebacy if she has to. However, due to her weakness it is better that she marries a man.

(5) She needs to live a righteous and holy life by the blood of Jesus Christ and through the Holy Spirit's power.

(6) She has to step down and let the LORD have his way for the election of a person who truly wants to do Yahweh God's righteous and Holy Will.

(7) She must not fool the people of God by pretending to be teaching the LORD's ways and will.

We believe that if overseas countries learn more by listening to the voice of God's Holy Spirit they would not be deceived by the devil’s cunning tricks and should be able to perform church nominations and elections in a manner which glorifies Yahweh God and not the sinful nature.

Once again we would like to thank world church leaders who were outspoken against the evils and corruption which is battering the true church of Yahweh God.

Christ Jesus himself said that he will build his true church and the gates of hades (hell) will not be able to prevail against it. Amen.
(Reks Maine, Mount Austen Road, Honiara)

COMMENT: Elsewhere in his letter he quotes Rowan Williams' admonition of TEC following Mary's election in support of his position. That the Archbishop of Canterbury, in 2009, is propagating the continuation of a such vile understanding of female sexuality through his unstinting support of the most bigoted elements of the Anglican Communion will, quite simply, destroy the Church of England. We will hobble on for a few more years providing a social club for our elderly members who are scared of change, but when they have left this mortal coil the end will come swiftly. Hardly anyone in England, in a generation's time, will want to be associated with an institution that was supportive and enabling of such claptrap as the above at the beginning of the 21st. Century.
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The Sun [Dec. 9th, 2009|05:00 am]
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Obligatory bad guy: This operation is sheer foolishness, and it's not happening on my watch!  Mainly because I can't figure out how to adjust the time.
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Critical updates for Adobe Flash, Microsoft Windows [Dec. 8th, 2009|10:40 pm]
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Microsoft released six software updates on Tuesday to fix at least a dozen security vulnerabilities in Windows, Internet Explorer, Windows Server and Microsoft Office. More than half of the flaws earned a "critical" rating, meaning criminals could exploit them to break into vulnerable systems without any help from users. Separately, Adobe Systems Inc. issued critical security updates to its Flash Player and AIR Web-browser plugins. The updates are available from the Windows Update Web site, or via the Automatic Update feature in Windows. Probably the most important update for most users is the one for Internet Explorer, which corrects five critical flaws in IE 6, 7 and 8. These are vulnerabilities that attackers could exploit to quietly install malicious software on your machine if you browse with IE to a hacked or booby-trapped site. A description of the rest of the vulnerabilities patched in this month's release from Microsoft is

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Featured Advertiser [Dec. 8th, 2009|10:40 pm]
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ULTIMATE BURN [Dec. 8th, 2009|09:35 pm]
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Poor Marigold. She's just not built for the verbal sparring like Faye is. Also, is it weird or just a sign of my obsessive compulsive disorder that I've had Marigold's hairstyle change planned out since I first introduced her?

Don't forget, I'm gonna be in Austin, TX for WEBCOMICS RAMPAGE this weekend!

See you tomorrow!

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1552 [Dec. 8th, 2009|09:35 pm]
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Continuing Voyages Pg1 [Dec. 9th, 2009|03:15 am]
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I'm trying my hand at storytelling again. Hang on, this might get a little rough.

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C-4 [Dec. 8th, 2009|04:21 pm]
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Circle lineThe Advent Circle   [C-4]
(a 12 day countdown to the de-circling of the Circle line)
Many of the line maps on Circle line platforms have already been replaced to show the new elongated route. The maps are big, they're made of enamel and they're expensive, which suggests that TfL aren't expecting to have to change any of them back. They're also a bit complicated...
New enamel maps: Baker Street, Great Portland Street, Euston Square, King's Cross St Pancras, Farringdon, Barbican, ... Liverpool Street, ... St James's Park, ... High Street Kensington, ... Edgware Road (platform 4).
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sguod: @johncoxon We are here to show you how. [Dec. 8th, 2009|07:53 pm]
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sguod: @johncoxon We are here to show you how.
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“A Clown Escapes From Circus Town” by Will McIntosh [Dec. 8th, 2009|10:32 pm]
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IZ221 coverOnce upon a time (about three years ago), I wrote that the most characteristic New Interzone stories are not directly about different or potential worlds, in the classic way of sf short stories, but about “characters who have distinctly limited viewpoints of different or potential worlds” — and singled out Will McIntosh’s “Soft Apocalypse” (IZ200) as an exemplar of this approach, centred as it was on a character “struggling to recognise what sort of future he was in”. Guess what “A Clown Escapes From Circus Town” is about?

There are differences. Beaners the clown struggles not because the world he lives in is so strange (although it is), but because he is raised ignorant, perhaps not really even comprehending that he and the two thousand other clowns he shares a Big Top with are slaves. He knows the world beyond Circus Town only by repute: Medieval Village, Superhero Cove, Monster World, Sextown. He knows how to be funny. He knows that he wants to know where people go, when they disappear.

And so the innocent goes abroad. His incomprehension when confronted with possible explanations of his world, as described by a narrator who knows more than he does, can be quite touching —

It was difficult for Beaners to imagine a mixed town. What were they, if they had no themes? How did the people who lived there think about the place where they lived? And what did they do there? It was like a person with no face.

– if perhaps familiar. His adventures are engaging, particularly when they get strange or serious, or best of all, both. I’ll forgive the disingenuously dramatic ending, lest I become a stuck record, and because a part of me was cheering, this time. Don’t tell anyone.

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Game Nights and Blog Tours – a few words with Jonny Nexus [Dec. 8th, 2009|09:33 pm]
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A few years ago, I read a few very good, very geeky books: “Achtung, Scweinhund,” by Harry Pearson; “The Elfish Gene” by Mark Barrowcliffe, and “Game Night,” by Jonny Nexus,

On Monday 16th November, Jonny Nexus embarked on a project to publish the entire text of his ENnie award nominated roleplaying novel Game Night on leading RPG website EN World in 26 free weekly instalments.

To publicize this project, he’s embarked on a “blog tour,” and DorkTower.com is one of his stops. You can read the first installment of the serialisation here. Two more have subsequently been featured on the “tour,” and Jonny’s latest stop is here.

DorkTower.com is very happy to be presenting Chapter Four of Game Night. And also to be quizzing Jonny a little bit on this latest bit of madness of his…

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Q: The idea to promote Game Night via a “blog tour” – how did that come about? Is that an original idea, or has someone done it before?

It’s not an original idea. I don’t know where I first came across the idea, but I know that I was exposed to it when Shauna Reid, who does a blog called “What’s New, Pussycat?” did a blog tour to promote her book, “The Amazing Adventures of Diet Girl”. And I’ve read about it in various other places since then, typically in “How to market your book” type books.

Q: A lot of authors say the worst thing about book tours is either the travel, or the loneliness. What’s the worst thing about a Blog Tour?

I don’t know that there’s a worse thing. I suspect a real book tour has much more extremes either way: lows like travel, loneliness and the one you didn’t mention – having no-one turn up to a signing; highs like the buzz of seeing new people and places.

It’s probably a bit like comparing a night in front of the TV with going to the theatre to see a play; you might get rained on or mugged on the way to the theatre, and you might end up having paid a load of money to see something it turned out you hated – but you might see something that rocks your world.

Q: Three stops into the blog tour, what’s the reaction been like? As good as you’d have hoped? Any surprises?

Well I haven’t had any huge responses so far. I think one of the problems with this sort of on-line marketing is that you don’t get much of a reaction at all. You might get a few comments posted here and there, but in general people just read what you’re doing – and hopefully enjoy it – but that’s that. You instead measure success in page views.

That’s probably actually the answer to your above question: the worse thing about a blog tour is that you don’t get anything like as much feedback as you would with a real tour. You hope people are clicking on the link at the end and going on to (in this case) read the first part of the serialisation. But when all you’ve got to go on is a page view counter, it’s hard to know who’s coming from where. You basically just have to keep on doing all the stuff you’re doing and hope that some of it is working.

But the page view counter’s kept on going up, so hopefully that’s good. I’m sure the blog tour is getting the message out to people, but it’s very difficult to know by how much. (I guess Russ, the boss of EN World, could look in the server logs and find out where people are coming from, but it seems like a bit of a cheek to bother him, just to satisfy my curiosity.

Q: You’ve said that Terry Pratchett isn’t as much of an influence as people may think. Do you think that all humorous fantasy book these days get an immediate Pratchett comparison?

I think the honest answer is that humorous fantasy authors very want to be associated with someone who’s sold 55 million humorous fantasy books, as much as they might protest the opposite. Sure, they (and I include myself here) will claim that that they’re not influenced by him, but his success has been of such a huge, genre-defining type, that you secretly want to have a tiny little bit of his spotlight shine on you. So if reviewers don’t compare their books to Terry Pratchett, then the authors most like will.

It’s also a very easy and convenient shorthand to explain what genre you’re in, who might like them, and where they should be filed.

I’d like to think I’ve got my own style, but that hasn’t stopped me being very pleased whenever I’ve found a quote in which someone compares me to him, or deterred me from immediately splashing said quote all across my website. I’ve got a whole bunch of them up there in fact (the first of which is from yourself):

“A Pratchett-esque debut novel of gods, roleplaying, and game-night kerfuffles…”

“Game Night, the debut novel by Jonny Nexus, is a work of absolute genius, and is definitely ranked as one of the most fun and enjoyable books I’ve read in a long time, and in my opinion is at least as witty as the likes of Terry Pratchett. ”

“Reviews of this book have claimed that it has an air of Discworld about it. I’d agree with that, especially Pratchett’s early work; its plot is similarly chaotic and the comedic style is similar.”

“I issued more laughs from reading Game Night than I do from an average Pratchett novel… Clash of The Titans meets Discworld, neatly blended with a little Red Dwarfism.”

“Start with a generous helping of Terry Prachett, add a dash of Douglas Adams, a pinch of Christopher Moore and season heavily with Dead Gentlemen’s Gamers.”

“If you like the work of Pratchett, Foglio, Asprin, or DeChancie then this book is for you.”

So there’s no way I can claim to dislike it if people compare me to Terry. (Although as an aside, I hadn’t realised there were that many Pratchett mentioning quotes up there until I just went through and picked them out).

Q: Nice work, slipping those rave quotes in. Well played, sir. OK – next question: Are there any Gods in Game Night that are based directly on you, or your style of play? Any of the player characters?

None of the gods are directly based on particular people; but they are very much based on styles of play that I and others have exhibited. I always say that in my personal style of play, I tend to vary between being the Dealer (i.e. the method roleplayer) and the Jester (the guys who can’t resist making jokes), with a regrettable tendency to become the Sleeper when tired.

As to the mortals (the player characters), I’d probably say that Yann is the character I’d like to create, but Hill is the character I’d probably end up creating.

Q: Obviously, many BAD fantasy novels have been written about people’s Dungeons and Dragons campaigns. Game Night is very good. Did any episodes in it come directly from your gaming group?

No, nothing directly. I think I wrote in one of the earlier blog tours about the incident which was closest to a real incident (a character burning to death). But I think the idea that you could (or should) simply write up a campaign into a novel is bad one.

A roleplaying campaign is like real-life; sometimes interesting, often not, sometimes involving something that will turn out to be significant, and often involving something that will turn out to be irrelevant. In a sense, that’s part of what I like about roleplaying; it’s more real than any novel precisely because it’s raw and not edited.

A novel shouldn’t be like that. At each point, the thing that happens should be the funniest, most interesting thing that could have happened; the thing that is said should be the most apt and insightful thing that could have said. A novel deserves to have the novelist guiding it at every point to the best possible path, to instead write what simply happened to happen is (IMHO) an abdication of responsibility.

So the entire novel is inspired by things that have happened to me when I’ve roleplayed; but inspiration aside, it’s entirely fictional, with me attempting to come up with the most entertaining paths at each decision point that I could.

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To read the first installment of Game Night, just click on this link (and remember to bookmark it!)

To reach Jonny, just drop him a line at gamenight (at) jonnynexus dot com. Or you can follow him on Twitter or Facebook. Or to just be kept informed of each chapter when it comes out, you can follow the @GameNightNovel twitter feed.

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Tears of a Clown Shoe [Dec. 8th, 2009|06:26 pm]
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Bizarro is brought to you today by Footwear Violence.

Here's one of those stories you'll only hear if you read this blog. (And only "hear" if you read it aloud.)

I originally wrote this joke as the black and white version below shows. When I submitted it, I knew there might be some discussion over whether it was wise to submit it to my client papers and I was right. After a conversation with my editor and friend, whom we'll call "Choppy the Editor" for reasons of anonymity, it was decided that matters of erection might raise some eyebrows in many of my smaller-town markets.

You might say I should forge ahead and ignore the priggish ways of the powers that be, but in this economy, newspapers are looking for ways to save money and one of their routine practices is to cancel a comic. Giving them an excuse isn't wise, so I changed the gag.

I'm glad it happened this way, because the clown picture is much funnier anyway.

By the way, the Washington Post Express canceled Bizarro recently, a client that I really cherished. No idea why, probably just financial concerns. If this bothers you, please contact them (you can likely find an email address pretty easily) and tell them you have tears in your eyes and can barely get through the day. You'll be my new best friend.
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[SP] ... About the Show [Dec. 8th, 2009|06:48 pm]
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If there are any problems with the comic or website, or if you have any questions, comments, or complaints you would like to address directly to Randy, please email him at choochoobear@gmail.com.

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OH NO, NO! - IT'S HO-HO-PHOBIA [Dec. 8th, 2009|05:23 pm]
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This is less than two minutes long. But I'm still awarding 3000 days off purgatory to everyone who gets all the way through it.

I won't lie to you - this will, probably, be the worst one this year.

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EXCUSE ME! I DON'T THINKWE'VE AGREED TO THIS YET [Dec. 8th, 2009|04:53 pm]
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... and it's my bloody money they are using in this blatant, immoral attempt to present their bloody covenant as a done deal. This is downright corrupt and self-serving to the extreme.

Inter-Anglican Standing Commission
on Unity Faith and Order Communiqué

Posted On : December 8, 2009


The Commission has been established by the Lambeth Conference, the Primates' Meeting, and the Anglican Consultative Council. It builds on previous work done by the Inter-Anglican Theological and Doctrinal Commission, the Inter-Anglican Standing Commission on Ecumenical Relations, and the Windsor Continuation Group. It reports to the Standing Committee of the Anglican Communion.

In addition to outlining areas of longer-term work, the Commission committed itself to five immediate tasks:

1.to undertake a reflection on the Instruments of Communion and relationships among them;

2.to make a study of the definition and recognition of 'Anglican Churches' and develop guidelines for bishops in the Communion;

3.to provide supporting material to assist in promoting the Anglican Covenant;

4.to draft proposals for guided processes of 'reception' (how developments and agreements are evaluated, and how appropriate insights are brought into the life of the churches);

5.to consider the question of 'transitivity' (how ecumenical agreements in one region or Province may apply in others).

These tasks, which will be taken forward by working groups consulting electronically between meetings, aim to strengthen the unity, faith and order of the Communion.

An Episcopal election in Los Angeles, which remains to be confirmed or rejected by The Episcopal Church, took place during the meeting and was discussed by the Commission. It noted the words of the Archbishop of Canterbury that 'the bishops of the Communion have collectively acknowledged that a period of gracious restraint in respect of actions which are contrary to the mind of the Communion is necessary if our bonds of mutual affection are to hold'. The Commission expressed the fervent hope that 'gracious restraint' would be exercised by The Episcopal Church in this instance.

The Commission also greatly valued an afternoon spent with the Archbishop of Canterbury, during which he shared his own vision for the work of the Commission and his hope that it might act creatively in addressing vital issues for the Church and the world.

Canterbury Cathedral sustained the Commission throughout the meeting through its ministry of prayer and hospitality.

Participants:

The Most Revd Bernard Ntahoturi, Primate of Burundi and Chair of Commission
The Rt Revd Dr Georges Titre Ande, Congo
The Ven. Professor Dapo Asaju, Nigeria
The Revd Canon Professor Paul Avis, England
The Rt Revd Philip D Baji, Tanzania
The Revd Canon Dr John Gibaut, World Council of Churches
The Rt Revd Howard Gregory, West Indies
The Revd Dr Katherine Grieb, Episcopal Church (USA)
The Revd Canon Clement Janda, Sudan
The Revd Sarah Rowland Jones, Southern Africa
The Revd Dr Edison Muhindo Kalengyo, Uganda
The Rt Revd Victoria Matthews, Aotearoa, New Zealand and Polynesia
The Revd Canon Dr Charlotte Methuen, England
The Revd Dr Simon Oliver, Wales/England
The Rt Revd Professor Stephen Pickard, Australia
Dr Andrew Pierce, Ireland
The Revd Canon Dr Michael Nai Chiu Poon, South East Asia
The Revd Dr Jeremiah Guen Seok Yang, Korea
The Rt Revd Tito Zavala, Bishop of Chile, Southern Cone
The Revd Joanna Udal, the Archbishop of Canterbury's Secretary for Anglican Communion Affairs
The Revd Canon Dr Alyson Barnett-Cowan,
Director for Unity, Faith and Order
Mr Neil Vigers, of the Anglican Communion Office.

Mandate of the Inter-Anglican Standing Commission on Unity, Faith and Order

The Standing Commission shall have responsibility:

*to promote the deepening of Communion between the Churches of the Anglican Communion, and between those Churches and the other Churches and traditions of the Christian oikumene

*to advise the Provinces and the Instruments of Communion on all questions of ecumenical engagement, proposals for national, regional or international ecumenical agreement or schemes of co-operation and unity, as well as on questions touching Anglican Faith and Order

*to review developments in the areas of faith, order or unity in the Anglican Communion and among ecumenical partners, and to give advice to the Churches of the Anglican Communion or to the Instruments of Communion upon them, with the intention to promote common understanding, consistency, and convergence both in Anglican Communion affairs, and in ecumenical engagement

*to assist any Province with the assessment of new proposals in the areas of Unity, Faith and Order as requested.

COMMENT: THIS IS THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH from "1984."
And if the Grand Tufti gets his way, TEC will soon be in Room 101 being "reeducated."
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The Coolest Thing You Own [Dec. 8th, 2009|07:23 am]
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What's the coolest thing you own? And by coolest I mean the object that makes you just a little bit happy every time you think about it, but not because of any sentimental value. Maybe it looks cool, or it works really well. You decide.

This isn't an advertisement, in case you wondered, but my coolest object until I decided to write this post was my Dymo LabelWriter 400 Turbo. When you want to label an envelope, you just fire up its software, open its address book, point to your selection, and it spits out a clean little perfect label. It even makes the most satisfying little bzzzzzzt as it does it.

This is a bigger deal for me than it sounds because I'm not good at writing addresses on envelopes by hand. It bores me so profoundly that I drift off and start writing whatever happens to be in my head. I start off with an address and end up with a grocery list. I've killed a lot of envelopes that did nothing to deserve it.

Back to my Dymo LabelWriter: It doesn't need ink cartridges, and a roll of labels lasts me for a year. It set up easy and it worked every time. Well, until I decided to write this post. Now it doesn't work at all. It just sits there with one blank label protruding like an insolent tongue. It mocks me.

Yes, I did all of the obvious rebooting and plugging and unplugging. I guess it just died from being too perfect.

I was caught off guard by its sudden demise and I have no succession plan. My BlackBerry is broken. My DVR and TV remote are both random. My car is garbage. My thermostats are secretly controlled by poltergeist and nothing else quite qualifies as cool. So I turn to you.

Tell me the coolest object you own. Again, you decide what cool means to you.

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Curiosity makes a person do strange things [Dec. 8th, 2009|03:00 pm]
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DON'T BLAME MADPRIEST,BLAME MRS MADPRIEST [Dec. 8th, 2009|02:36 pm]
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A new priest, born and raised in Texas, is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions and then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, 'Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go on,'and 'I understand.'

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with his hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

The old priest says, 'Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, 'No shit...what happened next?'
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DON'T BLAME MADPRIEST, BLAME MRS MADPRRIEST [Dec. 8th, 2009|02:36 pm]
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Security Fix author named 'cybercrime hero' [Dec. 8th, 2009|08:00 am]
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Networking equipment maker Cisco Systems Inc this week bestowed a generous honor on the Security Fix author. In its 2009 annual security report released Tuesday, Cisco names Yours Truly as a "cybercrime hero," citing an ongoing investigative series detailing the plight of small businesses that have lost hundreds of thousands of dollars at the hands of malicious software. The mention comes in a section announcing Cisco's first-ever "Cybercrime Showcase," which the company said aims to "shine a spotlight on individuals and entities who have made significant positive contributions during the past year toward helping make the Internet a safer place for all users." Clearly, I am long overdue to design a decent superhero costume. In all seriousness, I am grateful for the mention, and for the recognition of my work. Interestingly, the two families of malicious software also mentioned as "winners" of Cisco's 2009 "Cybercrime Showcase" are malware families whose

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A GREAT, BIG, GRACIOUS, BEAUTIFULTHANK YOU TO US ALL FROM KATHY [Dec. 8th, 2009|01:42 pm]
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Jonathan,

I have written so many words to you in my head over the past few weeks, but every time I head to email, I come up speechless. There is so much I want to tell you -- about the extraordinary support I've received from you and everyone in the online community -- which, is indeed quite real and tangible -- in the wake of Jim's untimely death. There is so much I keep remembering about Jim that I'd like to share with you, and also so much about what is transpiring within and without me, as my grief is scouring out some of the dead weight in my soul and, I hope, taking me outside myself and closer to the face of God in friends, neighbors, and strangers.

I still can't pull it all together, but for right now I want to say from the bottom of my heart, thank you, thank you, thank you SO much for your ministry, your heart and soul, and for the faithfulness of all priests and others like yourself. And, for now, I'd like to share the following:

From an Advent sermon of Jim's I posted at my blog:

"Today I fear that our religion often comes across to the world as gloomy and somber, because the world often hears Christians speaking more of sin than of redemption. Let’s admit that it’s tempting to spend our time wringing our hands over the darkness in the world and keeping ourselves in a perpetual state of despair over the state of the human race. But that temptation is a manifestation of our pride— the pride that continually tempts us to take sin more seriously than we take God’s forgiveness, to be overly impressed with our limitations to the extent that we virtually overlook the greatness of what God has done and is doing among us. That’s the reason we often miss the joy of the Christian life--- because our vision gets foggy and we lose sight of the fact that God is here and continues to work out his purposes."
(posted at LADY OF SILENCES)

... and this, which is what my son John (Jim's stepson) (a young, sensitive age 20) posted on his Facebook profile about his stepdad about his feelings about Jim's death:

if you were with me tonight
i'd sing to you just one more time
a song for a heart so big god wouldn't let it live

I looked up the full text of the lyrics, which are from Jimmy Eat World's "May Angels Lead You In."

there's no one in town i know
you gave us someplace to go
i never said thank you for that
thought i might get one more chance

what would you think of me now?
so lucky
so strong
so proud
never said thank you for that
now i'll never have a chance

may angels lead you in
hear you me my friends
on sleepless roads the sleepless go
may angels lead you in

what would you think of me now?
so lucky
so strong
so proud
never said thank you for that
now i'll never have a chance

may angels lead you in
hear you me my friends
on sleepless roads the sleepless go
may angels lead you in

if you were with me tonight
i'd sing to you just one more time
a song for a heart so big god wouldn't let it live

may angels lead you in
hear you me my friends
on sleepless roads the sleepless go
may angels lead you in

may angels lead you in
hear you me my friends
on sleepless roads the sleepless go
may angels lead you in


Someday soon, I will try to be a more consistent presence at OCICBW... (when I think I can say something witty or even amusingly dense again!).

COMMENT: It is one of the marks of a true Christian, and a true humanist for that matter, that the way they receive from others always gives something wonderful to the giver. Unfortunately, it is a rare gift among Christians. Most, even those who have spent all their lives helping others, find it incredibly difficult to accept help from others when they, themselves, find themselves in need. But Kathy has the Spirit of God inside her and her ministry to us throughout her suffering will have made us into better people.

So, on behalf of us all, I offer Kathy our thanks for letting us care for her and about her in her time of bereavement. You're a brick, love - a real
BRICK OF THE YEAR

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DIARY ENTRY - 8TH. DECEMBER 2009 [Dec. 8th, 2009|12:54 pm]
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The spot of bother at church that I mentioned yesterday is pretty much resolved now. I'm certainly not going to lose any sleep over it anymore.

I learnt a lot from the experience that will, no doubt, serve me well in the future. Thanks for all your good advice by the way (except Nij, who is an arse). But the thing I am most pleased about is that I went through all the crap without a single twinge of a mental health problem.

Mind you, I've never thought that my health problems (over a decade ago now) had anything to do with work-related stress. For a start, my attitude towards work isn't of a sort that would lead to me getting overly het up about it. But the problem is that those people who are prejudiced against people with mental health issues invariably regard mental illness as a weakness and the word "stress" goes so well with their perverse concept of weakness. It doesn't matter how often you, or your psychiatrist, tell such people that you are not susceptible to stress more than anyone else, they just refuse to believe you. This has been the biggest obstacle to me getting a job. Even though I have an up to date report from a top psychiatrist stating that work was not an element in my illness most church suits tend to "not take the chance" on me, because they will not get it out of their uninformed minds that I might crumble into a nervous wreck the first time work gets a bit difficult or busy.

At least, now, I know I'm going to be fine, God willing. You know how it is - there is always a bit in the back of your mind that thinks that maybe they might be right. Well, in my case they weren't. This will probably piss them off even more than me getting better like I said I would, pissed them off big time. And now that I am vindicated I will probably get even more pissed off when prospective employers don't bother reading passed the health section on the application form which is "depressingly" near the beginning and well before my brilliantly composed "why do I want the job" answer.

The big problem with getting a job elsewhere than your own diocese in the Church of England is that your prospective bishop will always ask your current bishop for a "confidential" reference. Personally, I believe this entails new bishop ringing up old bishop and saying, "Off the record, what is he really like." The fact that this is all done behind the scenes and you can't find out what is said means that you don't get the normal legal protection that is statutory in England in respect of references. This means that if it is your current bishop who is convinced you became mentally ill because you were weak, you are basically screwed. All you can do is hope that he wants to get rid of you so much that he will tell the other bishop that the sun shines out of your posterior even on a cloudy day.

Pray for me, please. I would like to do the job I was trained to do sometime before I die.
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Day Eight! [Dec. 8th, 2009|12:00 am]
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Whatever happened to Cassie and Jimmy?
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