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Holes by chelle (PG-13) [2009-11-11 23:40]

vipersweb
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Fandom: Highlander
Pairing: Duncan/Methos, Duncan/Tessa, Duncan/Amanda
Length: ~6500
Author on LJ: [info]mmmchelle
Author Website: Chelle's Nightstand
Why this must be read: It's difficult to pick just one of Chelle's fics to rec, but this one is my favorite. This is a bittersweet and angsty au, where Duncan meets Methos about 175 years earlier than he does on the show. Chelle begins this with Methos meeting up with Duncan and Tessa under his cover of a Watcher and introduced by Joe. It follows with Tessa's eventual death and Methos rushing to comfort Duncan and the aftermath to that. This is the story of a Methos who is in love with Duncan and does what he can to make Duncan's life better. This is a Duncan who doesn't quite know what he wants or needs, but does know that Methos makes him feel better. And in the end, this is the story where Duncan realizes that he waited too late to figure out what Methos needs from him. With strong appearances by Tessa, Joe and Richie and a cameo by Amanda this is not a happy love story. It is still powerful and full of strong emotions.

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#636 When your nose is dripping and someone hands you a tissue [2009-11-12 04:01]
1000_awesome

Give a little bit of your tissue to meWaiting in a long line for a roller coaster, writing your ninth grade math exam, riding to work on the commuter rail, it suddenly hits you: that slippery Shake, Rattle, n’ Roll way, way, way up your nose.

You tap your pockets, check your purse, but no luck. You’ve got no tissues. You’ve got no napkins.

You’re all alone.

It twitches and it tickles and it drips and it dribbles and before you know it you’re shoved onstage as the curtain rises and floodlights blind your eyes. Yes, it’s the off-off-broadway production of That Drippy Emergency and you’re the star of the show.

Act 1: Sleeve Sliding. Welcome back to sixth grade. You slide your slick and slippery faucet right across your dirty, fraying sweatshirt sleeve. Congratulations! You just bought yourself twenty-five seconds of sweet relief before the pipes burst again.

zack morrisAct 2: The Big Snort. Get your head in the game. Here’s where you pull a Zack Morris-like Time-Out, pause the world around you, and just yank your head up real fast while snorting as stiffly as possible. You smell dirty dust in the air and the crisp winter breeze zooms in to chill your brain. The Big Snort isn’t always pretty, but you’re just reading the lines.

• Act 3: Wet Lips. Eventually your tired face stares grimly in the distance. You give up for a moment and just let go. Two little garden hoses drip down your mustache groove and salt up your lips. Don’t deny you’ve gone this route before. Sometimes you’ve got no choice.

Act 4: The Replacement Player. Blow, blow, blow into whatever you can find that seems closest to a tissue. Scratchy brown paper towel, piece of paper from the laser printer, squeezed-and-folded toilet paper roll, or maybe just the ol’ Bare Hands With A Sink Nearby move.

If you’ve ever performed the entire production of That Drippy Emergency, then you know it’s not a great gig. Nope, the pay is bad, the hours are terrible, and you’re an embarrassing slobbery mess for a few minutes.

That’s why it’s great when someone tosses you a tissue.

AWESOME!

blowing nosePhotos from: here, here, and here

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We will fight them on the Beeches... [2009-11-11 23:44]

cucumberseed
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Running up the question list for the Beeches today convinced me that I should try to redesign them a little (I have not been satisfied with the way they turned out). I did two adults and an initiate.

Beech Woman 2

I wanted to give them body armor, and keep the dark, purple-black color that I associate with beech leaves, but that color is hard to work with. The scenario I have in mind for the next playtest involves them and the Comebacker Birches actually winning against the combined forces of Ash and the Traditionalist Birches, which took a little justification.

Beech Man 2

To put it simply, the Beech/Comebacker side of the war is *much* larger than the Ash/Trad, and while some of the Ashes are incredibly well trained and well armed (Fire school weapons are neat things; I imagine they have fire staves and fire spears, fighting torches and, yeah, something like the poi fire-on-a-chain apparatuses going on) Beech province has an actual army and home field advantage. Seeing as how the field includes the Twilight, that's a lot of advantage.

Beech Haruspice

Something else I learned is that the Beeches actually mix Malism and Haruspicy, which should horrify the devout on both sides. I'm not sure, yet, how they justify it. I imagine it's somewhat compartmentalized.

I am also sketching out new stuff to try and expand my artistic range a bit. Here's a Kacia wood cutter with a very ominous looking saw:

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RP fiction...nitpickish [2009-11-11 20:20]

fanficrants

[illumnaughty]
[Current Location |here]
[Current Music |Nick Drake - Pink Moon]

(YMMV, of course)

I generally tend to avoid real person fiction as it sometimes makes me feel a bit ooky, even when it's not in extreme circumstances or a touchy subject(Heath Ledger anyone?) but I've noticed this quite a bit in past excursions.

You've got an actor(or a musician or a politician, etc. pick one, it doesn't matter). You've got a slash pairing in the summary and goldarnit, you're going to make that slash pairing happen! It's reasonable enough, the two actors have costarred in one or two movies and there's definitely room for some chemistry in there. But why oh why are you having Lawrence Olivier going to Walmart? Or Jeffrey Dean Morgan on a pirate ship?(not real examples yet.)

I check the summary. Nope, not a crack!fic. Been played pretty straightfaced up until that point, if a bit melodramatic and OOC. So...why? Do you really need to invent crazy circumstances just to get your OTP, especially when there are so many in character ways to get them together? Real people, though not part of a well-documented canon like most fictional characters are, have certain rules that apply to them and have exhibited a certain set of behaviors. No, I don't know that Viggo Mortenson will accidentally book a gay cruise and wind up rooming with Orlando Bloom...but there's a pretty good chance that would never happen.

And worse, don't suddenly turn it into a drama when it's been pretty friggin' cracky all along. It gives your readers whiplash.
If you're doing a crackfic good for you- all the more power to you for cooking that pot of crack!soup. Go the whole nine yards, make it a crack fic through and through, don't get your melodrama and wangst in my peanut butter.
If I'm laughing at the utter ridiculousness of your plot until you throw cancer or something in there to sober it up, I think you're doing something wrong. Gerard Way shouldn't bang his brother, go mall shopping, and then get killed in a drive-by all within the space of a few chapters.It makes me make this face @_@ and wonder what I just spent the past half-hour doing.

TL;DR, Keep crackfic crack, try to keep your RP fiction believable you crazy kids, you.
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(no subject) [2009-11-12 15:43]

skeletor_hordak

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Health update [2009-11-11 23:41]

womzilla
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[Current Music |"Eden", 10,000 Maniacs]

Nothing too grotesque.

I finished the first course of antibiotics (two weeks) and was off them for less than a week when I determined that the infection was definitely not gone. I'm now on a second course of antibiotics, which are giving me even more side effects than the first course, including symptoms mimicking an infection in another part of my body and a heightened sensitivity to caffeine. The former cleared up very quickly, fortunately--I'm drinking lots of cranberry juice--and I seem to be okay with one or, occasionally, two cups of coffee per day. The antibiotic is keeping the infection from bothering me much, but it's not finishing it off, not completely.

When I saw the doctor on Sunday for a followup, he was vexed that the infection wasn't gone. For some reason, he decided the next step was to determine whether the infection is being harbored in the bones of my leg. (The skin over the tibia is very thin, so this isn't a completely insane hypothesis.) So today I took a day off work to get a bone scan at the Nuclear Imaging department of my local hospital. I didn't get superpowers--heck, I wasn't even perceptibly radioactive--and I won't get the results for two days. Then followed up with an appointment with an orthopedist, who took one look at my leg and said, "You need to see a general surgeon or a vascular specialist, not an orthopedist." She said there's really no reason to assume the infection is harboring in the bone, not when I have obvious venous insufficiency causing stasis dermatitus. What I need is an Unna boot; she spent about ten minutes searching the office to see if she had the supplies to make one, but she didn't, so I'm seeing a vascular specialist tomorrow.

More updates as they become updatable.
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"wet floor" [2009-11-12 03:52]
blog_of_quotes

I like that this sign has two versions, with faces and without, both with quotation marks. What are they really trying to announce?
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dr. reid, try not to grin and bounce in your seat when you say "dracula." [2009-11-11 23:34]

matociquala
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[Current Music |Gavn Rossdale]

Criminal Minds 05x07, "The Performer," written by Holly Harold, directed by John Badham

That was a sort of sweet, touching, cute, lighearted episode of Criminal Minds. About vampirism. And Goth rock.

Where's my "somewhat incongruous" icon?


He's got a gun. Keep moving.  )

Here, have a clip of Gavin Rossdale singing "Love Will Tear Us Apart" for Criminal Minds.

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Can dark Chocolate Reduce Stress? I think so! : ) [2009-11-11 21:32]

sobriety

[stalzz]
[Current Mood | amused]

http://www.redorbit.com/news/health/1784297/can_dark_chocolate_ease_emotional_stress/index.html?source=r_health
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Felt Bee with Cleaver, anyone? [2009-11-11 23:23]

ellen_kushner
Is this the coolest thing in the Interfictions Auction?

Yes, it is a bee. Made of felt. "Carrying" an embroidered cleaver. Because that's what's in [info]glvalentine's Genevieve Valentine's IAF Annex story, "To Set Before the King," by wool sculpture artist Lisa Bergin.

But I've held it in my hands, and it is justabout the most cunning object in creation. Cuddly & cunningly wrought. It's a felt Bee with Cleaver.

Of course, you may disagree. There are many beautiful and cunning objects currently on display, and more coming each day. There is a skein of yarn hand-spun of words and silk and mohair. There is an expandable book of handmade paper. There is a necklace of memory. Go take a look and see which piece you think is the coolest thing in the auction - or the one most meant for you.

[NOTE to Miss T--- B---: Stop bidding against me on that Key! Or you will get no more chocolate cake. Ever.]
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Revisitations [2009-11-11 23:28]

womzilla
[Current Mood |digging]
[Current Music |"Verdi's Cries", 10,000 Maniacs]

One of the things I do when my brain is too sleepy to concentrate but sleep is not an option is re-read my old Usenet posts.

Today I came across a discussion from early 2001 in which a person for whom I used to have some degree of intellectual respect asserted the equivalence between "both sides" by drawing a direct parallel between, on the one hand, John Salvi's murder of two receptionists at two clinics which provided abortions, and, on the other, "Somebody burned Bush Jr's boat."

Of course I was instantly struck by the wretchedness of equating a spree-killing with a property crime. But I also asked if he had any evidence of the context of the arson of the Bush family boat. He of course did not respond, and I let it drop. But today when I re-read our exchange, I fired up The Google. I wasn't able to find any follow-up about Bush Jr's boat, but I found that Bush Senior also lost a boat to arson, in 2003. That latter arson was pretty definitely a teenage prank gone horribly awry.

Anyone have any details about the burning of Bush Jr's boat?
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(no subject) [2009-11-13 03:28]

deathboy
end of line.
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kill your fucking self [2009-11-13 03:28]

deathboy
Born from my recent interaction with humans that I hoped to adore and who, typically have many more things to do each day than me, I have returned to a very singular opnion of the world.

There is no point in being here.

In the short term, I'm going to think about whether or not it's more morally correct to leave Corben alone, to avoid exposing him to my own massively toxic mind-set, to genuinely attempt to kill everyone I've ever met, or to continue to be a drone-creature/wage-slave.

I think he'll survive, and I genuinely see nothing worth holding onto in life.

That'll fucking learn you.
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Coca-cola [2009-11-12 12:14]

selfportraits

[ideih]

Hope this counts as a self-potrait?
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BREAKING: U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs [2009-11-11 21:47]
theonionfeed
WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who has been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs for 48 years.


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(no subject) [2009-11-11 19:54]

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Entertaining myself with a meme while watching "V". We'll see if I was smart enough not to reuse any icons.

Read more... )
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Delicious LiveJournal Links for 11-11-2009 [2009-11-11 23:11]
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(516): Seriously, stop peeing all... [2009-11-11 22:00]
tfln
(516): Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.


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Loc on Royal Swiss Navy Gazette 19 (Garth Spencer, ed.) [2009-11-11 23:00]

lloydpenney
Dear Garth:

Another Royal Swiss Navy Gazette graces my monitor with its presence, issue 19 already. I have some time for some letter writing, even after this hectic Remembrance Day. Below is why it was hectic…

I finally got the good job I wanted. This past Tuesday, I started as a production assistant for the Law Society of Upper Canada, and it’s been a great job so far. I’ve been subject to a lot of layoffs, so I hope I get to stay at this one. Pleasant atmosphere, no real pressure, training to come, free coffee, brand new lunch room…my fingers are crossed.

I’d make a list of all the things I want to do with the Royal Swiss Navy and other organizations. Never said I’d actually do them, but at least the list would be done. What better way to prepare for complete silliness? It’s not to be ready at all; at least you’ll have real results. Or lack thereof…

Not only am I working, but so is Yvonne, at a document shredding company. Looks like our own personal recession is over, and I am hoping that everyone else’s is, too…I keep hearing about lots of new jobs. I admit to feeling a little spooked…I wished Ben Indick good health, and he passed away just a couple of weeks ago. One never knows when it’s their time to go.

When I add up the various Canadian major conventions, I refer to the record of Canadian fandom. I believe that we redeemed ourselves to some degree with the Montreal Worldcon. I’ve heard about some true disorganization, but not until after the convention took place. I’d like to get some honest opinions from Montreal fans about having the Worldcon in town.

Toronto had its zombie walk, too. It was organized by a young lady named Thea Munster (uh huh), and some Ad Astra committee members participated in it, and helped to manage it. I could roll my eyes at it, but I’m into steampunk these days, so I shouldn’t talk. Perhaps it’s safest to say that like most eras in fandom, we’re coming up with more to do.

Remembrance Day came and passed…I will honour those who have gone before, but I wish we could go back to our peacekeeping past, and get out of a war we never asked for. Our glorious Afghan dead now total around 135 or so; I shudder to think how many thousands of American soldiers have died in Afghanistan and Iraq.

I’m going to go now; it’s the only break in the madness…take care, get some work, and get some peace.

Yours, Lloyd Penney.
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(no subject) [2009-11-11 18:56]

selfportraits

[longerthanwedo]


Ready for winter.
But I never (ever) go outside.
Ready for winter?
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Art Show Database [2009-11-12 11:55]

emma_in_oz
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I have officially given up on the databases and I am using an Excel spreadsheet. Life is too short for this amount of grief over something so stupid.
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Loc on SF/SF 97 (Jean Martin & Chris Garcia, eds.) [2009-11-11 22:53]

lloydpenney
Dear Jean and Chris and David and España and Tom:

Thank you all for yet another SF/SF, issue 97. It is Remembrance Day here, Veteran’s Day where you are, and as of today, I have finished my second day as a production assistant at the Law Society of Upper Canada, one of the oldest law societies in the world. Finally got myself another daytime job. So, writing locs like this are going to have to be done in the very spare time I will have left.

The end of the con season? That’s what it was for us, having been in Rochester, New York last weekend for Astronomicon 11. Good times for all, old friends, a treasure or two in the dealers’ room. Can’t ask for more on that one. Steamcon sounds great…I haven’t heard any more reports from it. Pictures? I will look for good stuff from Chris and España World Fantasy has been in Ottawa (1984), Montréal (2001) and Calgary (2008), so perhaps Toronto is due? And, no, I’m not running it. I’d like to see it, though.

I’ve had eye problems, too, Jean, remember my operation? It was to reattach the retina in my right eye. Hurray for good quality optometrists who can detect eye problems as they examine you. My optometrist saved the sight in my eye, in my opinion. In a couple of months, I have my annual check-up with my ophthalmologist, and he may determine if it’s time for an operation to have the cataract forming in my right eye removed. People need cons and zines and other fun activities more, but fewer have the desire, knowledge and money to stage those activities. I am trying my best to keep zines and cons as going concerns, at least in my little corner of fandom.

Thanks for the reminder on Yipe! I’ve just left a message for Kevin and Andy and Jason, that I’ll write letters for them as they produce issues.

Silicon sounded great…why was it small? Is money that tight for everyone? Or are more people going to the larger conventions, especially the anime cons? The Sweeney Todd event sounded very good indeed. How were the meat pies, Mrs. Lovett? Did they taste like chicken? Or perhaps long pig?

Ah, I am done, and another zine is a fond memory. Off it goes to you and to my LJ archive. Take care, folks, and many thanks. Could there possibly be early talk about a huge meeting of the lot of us in Reno? Someone has to look after that Garcia guy… See you all next issue.

Yours, Lloyd Penney.
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FLF/PF virtual signing from Dog Eared Books [2009-11-11 22:20]
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Dog Eared Books are once again doing a Virtual Signing for First Lord's Fury! Fans can pre-order signed, personalized copies of First Lord's Fury and the new paperback version of Princeps' Fury. Deadline for all orders is Sunday, November 22,...
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Loc on Opuntia 68.1B & 68.1C (Dale Speirs, ed.) [2009-11-11 22:51]

lloydpenney
Dear Dale:

Today is Remembrance Day, and there’s been a lot of changes going on here. Today is my second day of employment as a production assistant at the Law Society of Upper Canada in downtown Toronto. That means lots of time to fill at the Globe and Mail in the evenings, and I will be taking advantage of that. Opuntia 68.1B and 68.1C have arrived, and here are comments on both…

68.1B...I might be interested in the alternate history anthology Other Worlds if I could know how much of it is military-oriented. I really don't like military AH, and it looks like most of the stories within fit in that category. I know many of history’s turning points centre on military events, but I’m picky, I want non-military AH stories.

A recent jump in the price of gold to about $1100 was caused by the government of India, for whatever reason, buying 200 metric tonnes of gold. With all the calculations, that comes to about $6 billion or so. Just that enormous transaction moved the price of gold up by $25 or $30 an ounce. The market has since calmed the waters.

Heath Row launched into his publishing career in a big way, with the N3F main publication, The National Fantasy Fan, plus a handful of apazines. I'm sure he'll put the word out, but Heath has just crossed the continent; he now lives in the Los Angeles area. That's a great list of zines; I might pursue some of the ones I don't get.

68.1C... The insanities of running our economic engines, no matter what the lubricants are. No wonder so many turn away from it as best as they can. The end of it all is in sight; once the oil goes below a set level of production and failing to meet demand, our society will grind to a halt and fail. I doubt I’ll be around to see it, and that thought is somehow comforting. I have trouble imagining what life will be like several generations from now.
I never thought I’d hear the name Crad Kilodney, either. Years ago, when we was indeed hawking his chapbooks on the street, he seemed to be a big name in being against the establishment. If he is selling stocks and trading tips now, his life must have taken quite the right turn.

Working at the LSUC may finally means some stability. I seem to have picked up how to do the work given to me on my second day, and I am getting things done, and the bosses are happy. And, the money is great. I can’t ask for more than that. I’ve already gotten my Christmas present.

And with that, I am done for the moment. Many thanks, please do keep the Opuntias coming.

Yours, Lloyd Penney.
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Poseidon’s a pervert [2009-11-12 03:13]
passaggnotes

Francesca in Boston spotted this posted in a bathroom on Santorini in Greece. “Because of the island’s old-fashioned plumbing, many bathrooms had similar notes, but only this one had the implied threat of sexual harassment by a Sea God.”

passiveaggressivenotes.com: Poseidon's a pervert

Honestly, though, it’s the awesomely unnecessary 80s-power-suit clip art in this notice — spotted by Taryn in Irvine, California in the ladies’ room of the mortgage bank where she worked one summer — that really cracks me up.

passiveaggressivenotes.com: How that for some awesomely unnecessary 80s-power-suit clip art?

related: courtesy (and clip art) 101


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IDGI [2009-11-11 21:39]

fanficrants

[la_chica_08]
[Current Mood | confused]

I've heard of a lemon.

I've heard of a lime.

WTF is a MELON?????
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(no subject) [2009-11-11 21:41]

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theyyyyy can't stop [2009-11-13 02:41]

deathboy
And it's happening
never planned on this
you've got something I need?
kind of dangerous

and I'm losing control
I'm not used to this
what you want from me?
I'm not used to this

I can't shut it offffffff
this thing ... I've become
and it's hard to tell
just
where it's coming from

and it's hard to see
what I'm capable of
and it's hard to believe
just what I've become.

[[ If I knew back then
What I know right now. ]]

THEY CAN'T STOP
ME?
I'm NOT

THEY CAN'T STOP
ME?
I'm NOT
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My Glee panel photos from Comic-Con 09 [2009-11-11 19:23]

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The Glee panel was held in the San Diego Hilton Bayfront right before the Heroes panel. I was super-stoked for both. At Glee I was fortunate enough to get a second row seat so I took lots o' pictures. Seems I took a ton of Matthew Morrison but he was right. there. lol Posting them late but if you like em feel free to share em, tweet em, use em!




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east infection: china & singapore. [2009-11-11 21:05]
afpalmer

sometimes you have to go all the way to china to have a important conversation, because the world gets thrown into perspective.


in vermont right now, about to start my first real tour in ages.the back-up band (who are also my support band), nervous cabaret, sound FUCKING AMAZING. drums! guitar! bass! HORNS!!!i cannot wait to hit the road. i’m really, really excited. i have missed making HUGE LOUD NOISE. here we go, yo. neil will join me in NYC (sold out, baby) and northampton.i’m also doing a YOGA class in northampton, for you mindful types. info HERE.

11.11 Burlington, VT
11.12 Portland, ME
11.13 Northampton, MA
11.14 Brooklyn, NY
11.18 Philadelphia, PA
11.19 Falls Church, VA
11.20 Carrboro, NC
11.22 Knoxville, TN

(and a friendly reminder before it sells out:12.31 Boston, MA - TICKETS!)

so so…

after i landed from singapore (the night of nov 2) having been on various planes (singapore > tokyo > detroit > boston) for a good 24 hours, i sat like a zombie in my apartment for two hours, conducting a twitter Q&A because i couldn’t think of anything else to do in my purgatory before gig time that wouldn’t turn my brain into a smoothie. it’s funny, that. the easiest, simplest thing for me to do to stay awake and alive is answer questions from strangers. not read a book. not crochet. there’s something peaceful about it, the engaged output, the bouncing along the kind and distracted trampoline of happy and loving communication. as i follow other celebrity and semi-celebrity twitterers [neil, kevin smith, wil wheaton, diablo cody (ps i just read her book “candy girl” in a fit of jetlang and i love love loved it), margaret cho, and tony hawk come to mind) and how they joyfully bounce along the same trampoline, i don’t feel quite so weird.
only a few hours after i landed i went a played a private gig for the students of northeastern university, feeling quite frisky. their little university nightclub/cafe featured a built-in starbucks, which loomed across from my stage like a fluorescent dark green gate to hades. i started the set with “creep” on ukulele (it’s becoming a classic) and jumped up on the serving counter to deliver the last verse, bruising my left shin quite extremely in the process. then i went home, drank wine with beth (and my new helping angel hayley) to sign hundreds of DVDs and CDs. the who killed amanda palmer DVDs that were sold in the london webcast auction - which i signed well over a month ago and shipped home from the UK - have been detained by the international postal gods and no amount of praying will bring them back to us. i finally gave in and decided to sign a whole new batch. sorry to all of you who have been waiting. i’m sorry things are always so fucked up. it kills me. i just want things to work. often, they don’t. all i can do is apologize and try harder.
china.
one odd thing: i decided not to email AT ALL while over there (i set up an autoreply), though i did a little experiment and allowed myself to twitter (and read responses).what i discovered is that it was a wonderful way to stay connected and yet not working, though i must say in enjoyed the patches of days where there was simply no phone service at all.the one thing that was effected, is how i put the blog together. for those following me on twitter, some of this will be weeks-old news, though it’s unlikely everybody caught every photo and, ahem, nuanced 140-character reflection. but truly, being able to post pictures on the fly while i traveled (i probably posted several dozen, or more) made it much easier to feel like i wasn’t going to have an epic task of sorting through an entire pile when i got home. 
since i never have the discipline (and, i like to think, this is a good thing, otherwise my life might end up consisting of 45% living and 55% blogging) to blog daily or even weekly when things are going so fast, i have a hard time deciding what to share. i could go on for pages about any given topic or city, since we were moving at light speed. since i am not trying to be a travel diartist/traveloguist of new-york-times-literary-supplement proportions (don’t have to! i’m a fucking rock star! ha.) i am simply going to grab some random photos, out of order, and write about some of the thing that i felt over there. that will be much more fucking intersting than, “and then we went…” and then after that we flew to…” - i think that would be fucking boring and for fucks sake who cares, anyway?
some background, so you know: i went to china because neil is working on a book. a book about china. probably a non-fiction book about china and also about buddhism (not my fault, i swear) and about the classic chinese story of the journey to the west, the tale of a real-life monk who traveled from china to india, which later became mythologized into a famous folk tale which is about as familiar to the chinese as the bible is to western folks.
i added gigs in singapore, where neil was visiting the writers festival, because i knew i had a little fanbase there.the whole trip was only about a week. the flight took a day in each direction.
the photos without me in them are mostly by me, but there are some photos thrown in by neil and our bad-ass ex-pat british guide, ian ford.the photos with me in them are by neil, ian, or otherwise noted.


in china, people believe things are getting better.
i don’t know, man.



we went to a school in chungdu that has just been rebuilt after the brutal earthquake.neil was there last year, shortly after the earthquake, and fell in love with the place and the kids. he’s helping them build a library.
i was introduced to the assembled children as neil’s “wife” after it was decided by the powers that be that it was too inappropriate to introduce me as “girlfriend” (…or “concubine”, which was MY vote).
the children greeted us at the doors of the school by saluting and wrapping red “young pioneers” neckerchiefs around our necks. i nearly died with happiness.





i can capture the world with my bare hands:

watching neil work is wonderful:

this is his first non-fiction book since the eighties and i loved seeing him play journalist to all sorts of folk. his brain was an experience sponge, and i sort of enjoyed the idea that the whole of our experience was going to somehow wind out being weaved into whatever he writes. for the first time in my life i feel like i’m in a relationship where there is utter, wonderfully attentive mutual artistic support with no threatening imbalance or drama.i cannot wait to see what he comes up with. i really love him. 

mah jong and knitting, in the street:

photoshoot in singapore, in a dress from shanghai:



vegetarianism/pescatarianism in china was not so difficult due, simply, to the extreme abundace of food at all times.much of this had to do with that fact that for the majority of our time, we were getting wined and dined by fancy people who wanted to take good care of neil.almost all meals are served to the whole group of diners (i really like this system - i am generally a non-commitment freak in all ways and enjoy buffets) on round lazy susansthat rotate around the table so that everybody can grab what they want, when they want. hoorah. there was much fish and many vegetables. i am not an overly-anal pescatarian, and when my fish was cooked by being sizzled alive in a roiling boiling sea of pig’s blood, i simply dealt. (yes, this happened).




however:these were chicken feet that looked like a holocaust-pile of hands belonging to small, uncooked, children.this was the only point in our entire trip that i got slightly squeamish when a dish landed in front of me. (i dealt really well with the pig testicles).i would cleverly send the rotating table in another direction by pretending to be constantly very interested in the dish that was precisely 180 degrees AWAY from the uncooked-child-chicken-feet, namely, the sauteed spinach.




i can capture the world with my mind:

chungdu, at night:

mongolian death worm….we escaped with our lives. don’t ask:

a very, very, very brief flash-gig in shanghai that involved no notice, no sound, and an audience of about 9 people:


sitting. my meditation practice, which has been going wonderfully lately, ironically fell into toilet while we were visiting a blur of buddhist temples.but java and i (she’s in the pink) grabbed a still moment behind a group of women practicing at the top of a mountain. the monk sneakily hiding behind that pillar on the left was beating a drum.i wonder if neil is going to go to buddhist hell for taking this.perhaps he’ll just be reincarnated as a nokia cameraphone.





this group of girls saw us walking on the way down the mountain.they wanted pictures with us because we were white.then ian told them “i was a rock star from america” and they all screeched in unison & demanded photos and autographs.i should try this trick EVERYWHERE.


i am happy for you happyness, while you spend for my broken:




who does not love…


and my favorite…WALKS THE SLOW!



at an ex-pat bookstore in chungdu, neil reads from the who killed amanda palmer book….
i played ukulele. it was bizarre to see all the westerners.

NO PLEASE DON’T SHOOT I SWEAR I WILL NOT BRING THE ROCK TO CHINA.
(for reals, though, we were often gun-fever tested. swine flu is a huge deal there right now.)

shanghai, at night:



the gigs in singapore were amazing. people there were just incredible. passionate, intelligent, hilarious.i had no idea there was such a concentration of dresden dolls/amanda fans there (and in the philipines, some people came over for the show, which blew my mind)….
i decorated my keyboard with #LOFNOTC gaffer tape at the book festival gig….


we did a talk about the Who Killed Amanda Palmer book, with lots of q&a, which was fun….
(photos by ariddesert87)



i am not afraid.
fuck safety.
i rock on purpose ALL THE TIME



neil managed to get an interview with the “number four buddhist monk” in china.
we talked to him after a huge group lesson at a big temple:

neil said:”if you want, you should think of something to ask the monk”.




i could not think of anything to ask. what do you ask the number four buddhist monk in china?













exactly.


and anyway, this guy outside the temple put my mind completely at ease:

the monk bonked my head with a holy drum, blessed me, and gave me some holy water to take home in a spring water bottle.when i open my nightclub someday, i will add a dash of it to the bar’s first appletini.
don’t think i’m kidding.



i can capture the world without pants:








it was halloween the night i played singapore.there were some zombies…

….and i brought them on tiptoe quietly into the dressing room, where neil was asleep, the poor man, since he’s spent 6 hours signing autographs.i invited them to EAT HIS BRAINS:

they were psyched!





it’s funny.

sometimes,

but at the same time,


and sometimes….




































LOVEafp.

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[travel] The day that wasn't [2009-11-11 19:12]

jaylake
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My flight left Portland this morning in the pre-dawn darkness, and landed in Philadelphia this evening in dusk's last failing light. I spent almost eight hours sitting on airplanes, with a 40 minute break in the middle in DFW. Talk about your lost days... On the other hand, I did Day Jobbery work, got 3,900 words in on "The Specific Gravity of Grief", answered a couple of interviews, and took two naps, as well as reading a good chunk more of The Jade Man's Skin.

I did wear the stupid fricking mask. Boy did that get old after a while. I also pretended to OCD and used hand sanitizer frequently. We'll see if any of this helps stave off respiratory infection. Much like the city's alligator watch, we'll never know unless it fails. My state of mind in this regard is left as an exercise for the reader.

Dinner tonight with [info]klingonguy, [info]valverdi and their friend D—, who likely has an LJ handle but I'm not smart enough to figure it out. Quite nice an evening.

The Philadelphia Airport Marriott, on the other hand, is yet another Marriott property without wireless. I don't get it. For what these rooms cost, they shouldn't have any problem doing what every Motel 6 and mom-and-pop coffee house in the country can do. I'm done staying at Marriott properties, given how many other hotel chains seem to manage this minor issue just fine. I can't believe they don't get constant pushback from their business travel customers over this.

Tomorrow is a roadtrip from Philadelphia to the Pennsylvania hinterlands for Day Jobbe meetings. At least I'll see the sun tomorrow. And then off to San Francisco Friday, and my sweet [info]calendula_witch.

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help me name my etsy shop [2009-11-12 12:57]

babalon_93
well, the title of this post pretty much covers it. I am thinking of trying out a small business selling hand made baby slings and wrap carriers, and possibly also baby clothes made to fit over cloth nappies. The idea is that these will be one of a kind fashion pieces made from new and recycled materials--basically things I already make for myself. I often get positive comments on my creations so I thought I would try making some to sell. Etsy seems like the perfect place to give this a go since there is no need to pre-make large amounts of stock and I can just make whatever I have time and energy for and go from there.

I have lots of ideas for stuff to make, however, I am kind of stuck for a name. I am looking for something that is fitting to the baby wear/baby wearing things I am producing, but hoping for something that also conveys fashion and art rather than cutesy. Feel free to throw in as many suggestions as you like--go wild--it is all arbitrary atm 'cause I haven't actually made anything yet :)
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sundries never sleep! never ever! [2009-11-11 22:18]

rm
  • NEW YORKERS: Patty and I have two tickets to Kepler, the new Philip Glass opera at BAM on Saturday, November 21 at 7:30pm that we can't use. $28 for the pair. Please let us know if you want them. I'm really annoyed to be missing this, but it's the day I get back from Switzerland and Patty's family will be in town and it's just impossible. And they're gone!

  • Duchess Clothier is having a holiday sale. I am so buying myself three more shirts. Color thoughts, kids? (I may have to go back on my thing where I tell Seyta she's not to allow me to buy blue shirts, 'cause I have too many). I'm thinking I need the plum I didn't get in favor of the brick, and maybe a lavender, because the color looks absurdly good on me. But I don't really know. Anyway.

  • [info]keori has suggestions on how you can help support veterans.

  • [info]supremegoddess1 tells it like it is for her in [info]therealljidol, no doubt earning her all sorts of wrath. I thought it was rad.

  • The New York Times attributes current fashions to the 1890s. Too simple, but lovely nonetheless.

  • Is violence by women in sports judged more harshly? I want to say no. From my limited experience of team sports with women, my experience is that actually, they're not necessarily more violent but the violence has less game-context, and that's why people freak out about it, not because it's girls not being dainty. Your thoughts?

  • Hey, highly motived Russian Torchwood cosplayers. I'm actually sort of most fascinated by their picture placement of their John Hart.

  • Lou Dobbs has left CNN. Thank god. Now we hopefully once again have a news network existing in the space between MSNBC and Fox.
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    (561): My mom make sausages for... [2009-11-11 21:00]
    tfln
    (561): My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..


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    Mimicking Materials and Structures In Nature [2009-11-12 03:06]
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    P. D. James, The Private Patient [2009-11-11 19:39]

    ellarien
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    [Current Mood | calm]

    Will this be the last Adam Dalgliesh mystery? It seems as though it may be meant to be, as though the author is bidding a fond and lingering farewell to the characters who have, after all, been around for considerably more years than they seem to have aged by.

    There are some other slightly unusual things about the way this novel is written; for one thing, the murder victim (announced as such on the first page, so this really isn't a spoiler) is a POV character right up until the moment of her death -- which happens a long way into the book. Read more... )

    Something of a "special series finale" rather than standing entirely on its own merits, I think; atmospheric and readable, but not a good place to start.

    Also available at http://ellarien.dreamwidth.org/501883.html, where there are comment count unavailable comments.
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    (no subject) [2009-11-11 22:01]

    emrinalexander
    ( You are about to view content that may not be appropriate for minors. )
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    early morning after snowfall [2009-11-11 18:43]

    naturesbeauty

    [demon151]
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    (no subject) [2009-11-11 18:37]

    fanficrants

    [sonic_panther]
    You say you wrote this fic to explain why A is justified in turning B's romantic gestures down, and to convince A/B shippers why they wouldn't work as a couple. The biggest flaw in your plan to convince people to abandon ship is that it is not actually canon that B is always drunk, doesn't care about A, and is secretly in love with his best friend/drinking buddy. Writing him this way makes your fic seem OOC, writing him this way and insisting that this is really how he is, in order to make a statement about why it's horrible and wrong to ship something you don't like, makes you seem like someone who has never actually seen the show.
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    Apples: Note so I can find it again when I forget [2009-11-11 20:58]

    gerisullivan
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    Gala apples are attractive to look at, but they've gone flavorless and the texture isn't as good as I remember them, even in season. They're not crisp enough. Galas aren't bitter like red delicious, but they're no longer an apple I want to spend money on.

    Fuji apples are my current commonly-found-in-the-grocery-store fave. They smell like apples and they taste like apples.

    When I go to an orchard, I like to taste test and am likely to select different (and more local) varieties. But after not buying grocery store apples for years and years, it's nice to finally have one I know I like.

    (And to remember which variety it is.)
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    Today's mystery photo [2009-11-11 21:41]

    dr_hermes
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    What corporation is represented by this rather ominous symbol?

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    I Am Concerned With the Critical Lack of Yeah Yeah Yeahs In Your Diet [2009-11-12 01:26]
    scalzifeed

    So, here you go:

    Favorite track off the album, and it’s a good album.

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    (no subject) [2009-11-12 04:41]

    naturesbeauty

    [schrullenhaft]
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    Autumn in Central Park [2009-11-11 21:24]

    naturesbeauty

    [tinpanalley]
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    The beautiful oasis in the middle of New York City )
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    Awesome event Thanksgiving weekend!! [2009-11-11 18:19]

    seattle

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    Hello, all you wonderful people!  I hope this isn't going against the rules or anything; I just think this is a fun event that needs to get the word out.

    This Thanksgiving weekend, think about heading over to the Indie Banditas handmade craft bazaar!  There will be around 70 local artists and craftspersons from all around the Northwest.  It is on Bainbridge Island, 10 AM to 5 PM Friday the 27th and Saturday the 28th.  There will even be a concert on Saturday!

    You want to buy Christmas/Kwanzaa/Hanukkah/Solstice/Festivus gifts for your loved ones, right?  Then why not support local, independent businesses AND give your loved ones one-of-a-kind handmade gifts?  It's win-win!

    You can find more information on the website: http://indiebanditas.com/Welcome.html
    And a sampling of the vendors who will be there can be found on the blog: http://indiebanditasbazaar.blogspot.com/

    Hope to see a least some of you there!

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    Coming Up: Video Meet ("The Waters of Mars"), Pub Meet [2009-11-11 21:09]

    doctorwho_ny

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    (Yes! We will have it here on its UK airdate!)

    DWNY will show The Waters of Mars at Professor Thom's (219 2nd Ave, between 14th and 13th Sts - just a few blocks over from Union Square) at 7pm on Sunday November 15th. See the new special in widescreen in good company, with good 'pub grub' (expect to spend ca. $20 a head if you're also buying drinks) and full bar.
    (Over-21s only, please)

    The next pub meet will be on Monday November 23rd, 7pm, at Peculier Pub (145 Bleecker between Thompson St and LaGuardia Pl). Come celebrate Doctor Who's birthday!
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    I Landscape [2009-11-11 17:00]
    icanhaschzbrgr


    funny pictures of cats with captions

    I Landscape U Like?

    can u gro sum kittehs?

    Picture by: ruggles Caption by: dunno source via Our LOL Builder

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    my bikes [2009-11-11 18:22]

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    i don't want to ride the milk train any more [2009-11-11 21:14]

    matociquala
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    Climbed again. Five routes--three on the slab (two new and unrated, but 5.8 or so, I think--one had a tricky trick to it--and one 5.8 I've done before.) and that 5.8 from before. I also did a 5.6 that's reliably easy to practice my footwork on.

    And now I have come home and my wrists are killing me, so I invented a drink.

    I'm thinking of calling it a White Night, because it's a variant on the White Russian: cream, Chambord, and blueberry vodka.

    Yes, I think I will make this again.
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    WFC Press Coverage [2009-11-11 18:10]

    cherylmmorgan
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    Originally published at Cheryl's Mewsings. Please leave any comments there.

    You never know when you do a press office for a convention what is likely to turn up in the papers. However, you do get to know local journalists, and Kevin and I remembered Gary Singh from ConJose. He wasn’t going to write a “crazy geeks in costume beam down” story. Indeed, as you’ll see from this story, he’s a bit of a cyberpunk fan.

    It has everything: cannibalism, the apocalypse, defecation, plague, Internet meltdown and, of course, The Great Flood. All of which, I suspect, will be blamed on us by the World Fantasy Board.

    And remember, despite the flood, no books were harmed in the making of the convention.

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