Frasier Crane is a radio phone-in psychiatrist.
A caller is expressing her anguish at having torn a dress lent to her by a friend.
Frasier's advice is as follows:
I can only repeat what was said by that old Greek haberdasher: "Euripedes? Eumenides!"
I laughed so much I nearly puked on the laptop.
Of course, I was supposed to be laughing at the way he subsequently explained this to his non-classically-educated caller, but I was too busy laughing at the original line.