Mother was preaching at Littleham, and the lectionary readings are all about witnessing and communication.
She asked me to take the PDA with me -- and had me show it to the congregation as an example of a way of communication.
"Now, children, what does this look like?"
"I know it's supposed to be Jesus, but it looks like a pocket PC to me."
"What does it say on the screen there?"
"It says he has 207 emails."