Douglas Spencer (dougs) wrote,
Douglas Spencer

My LiveJournal Sitcom

Was anyone else slightly disturbed when they discovered that ukbdsm and hhgttg were both played by the same person?

My LiveJournal Sitcom
I Love dougs (PAX, 10:30): dougs (Jack Nicholson) gets in trouble with the law when cardboard_joyce (John Wayne) discusses photo albums with an undercover cop. On the other side of town, paidmembers (Bob Hope) and nardobd (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) collaborate on writing a romance novel. That same day, moonbeanz (Gary Coleman) tries on megadodo (Dan Aykroyd)'s pants without permission. Meanwhile, ladymoonray (Gene Kelly) draws a picture on ukbdsm (RuPaul)'s forehead. Soon afterwards, hddod (Liza Minnelli) and jamesb (Patricia Richardson) kiss at a diner. Insanity ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

Alternatively ...

My LiveJournal Sitcom
dougs at the library (PAX, 10:30): dougs (Jack Nicholson) claims to be apestaartje (Elizabeth Hurley) in a job interview. Afterwards, marypcb (Dick Van Dyke) takes tamaranth (Margaret Cho) bowling. Also, replyhazy (Tony Danza) falls off drplokta (Jack Benny)'s porch and gets hurt. That same day, del_c (Sir Ian McKellen) misinterprets an email from sadistic_geeks (Charlie Sheen) and tries to get into the college for free. At the same time, mash_slash (Rupert Everett) tells a joke that offends new_rfcs (Warren Beatty). Zany antics follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

Finally ...

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Bringing Up mouses (PAX, 10:30): dougs (Jack Nicholson) auditions for a movie starring opposite akicif (Tara Reid). At the same time, adela_terrell (Frank Oz) makes lots of money playing guitar on the street and makes supergee (Annette Bening) jealous. The next day, lostcarparkfeed (Renee Zellweger) unknowingly gets high before a meeting with guybles (Marlon Wayans). Afterwards, herbaldness (Dennis Hopper) plays chess against doonesbury (Richard Gere), who doesn't know how. That night, united_perverts (Josephine Baker) convinces cardboard_giles (Sela Ward) to learn to speak Tlingit. (Part 1 of 2.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

The author writes Note: I know that it sometimes uses communities. I can't figure out a way to stop that without possibly hugely taxing the LiveJournal servers, so I'm just leaving it as is.

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