We went to the movie-house. It's the last door on the right, just to the right of the bathroom. We dug out a laserdisk (remember them?) of "Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen", and watched that. It was most instructive.
"Colonel, do you understand women?"
"Well, the way I see it, if you love them, it gets you into a whole lot of trouble, and there's only two ways out. Either you stop loving them, or you love them a whole lot more."
:O That's profound.
Perhaps we'll actually go out tomorrow, give us a chance to procrastinate first.