A termite goes into a pub and asks "is the bar tender here?"
My joke in exchange goes as follows:
A friend of mine told me that he'd found a penguin, so I told him to take it to the zoo.
A few days later, I saw him again -- and he had the penguin in tow.
"I thought I told you to take that thing to the zoo", I said.
"I did, he thought it was great, it was loads of fun," he replied, "we're going to the movies tonight."