Douglas Spencer (dougs) wrote,
Douglas Spencer
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Don't you love automated systems

Three messages received simultaneously.

NEWS FLASH
Announcement Raised: Sat Oct 18 07:57:07 2003
As part of the standard network monitoring process a condition has been detected that may result in your ability to retrieve email working less quickly or reliably than usual.
An alert has been sent to our Network Engineers in order that further investigation can be carried out if required. In the meantime, if your service is affected by this problem we apologise for any inconvenience caused.

NEWS FLASH
Announcement Raised: Sat Oct 18 07:57:07 2003
As part of the standard network monitoring process a condition has been detected that may result in incoming email working less quickly or reliably than usual.
An alert has been sent to our Network Engineers in order that further investigation can be carried out if required. In the meantime, if your service is affected by this problem we apologise for any inconvenience caused.

NEWS FLASH
Announcement Raised: Sat Oct 18 07:57:07 2003
As part of the standard network monitoring process a condition has been detected that may result in outgoing email working less quickly or reliably than usual.
An alert has been sent to our Network Engineers in order that further investigation can be carried out if required. In the meantime, if your service is affected by this problem we apologise for any inconvenience caused.


Time to fit a sameness-detection algorithm to the announcement feed, I think ...
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