Songs of innocence and of experience

I can't sleep, so I've done this thing instead.
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As some of you know, my new car arrives in a week or two.
Once I've got my new car, I'll need to dispose of the old one, and I'm wondering exactly how to word the advert.
Someone here is bound to have sold a car recently, and I'll be grateful for any advice.
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Of course, if anyone here wants a car like this, just say so ...

She carefully addressed the box, in letters tall and wide,
She folded up her body and she packed herself inside.
But as she lay in darkness cramped, she couldn't quite decide
Just how the roll of parcel tape she'd bought would be applied.