Songs of innocence and of experience

I just felt I'd better point this out.

My hair is not red.
It's not going to become red.
I'm not dyeing it red today.
In fact, I won't be dyeing my hair red in the foreseeable future.
My hair will be staying just the colour it is now.
(Until it gets shaved off.)

I just thought I'd better say.
Bandwaggons and all that, you know.

scarlatti says I need someone to organise me.
I think she's right.
Someone to live with me and tell me what to do.

There's a name for that ... umm ...

What do you all understand by the term "pluque"?

I used it in a chat session, scarlatti was unfamiliar with the word ... and I can't find it used with my meaning using google.

I now wonder where I got it from.