Songs of innocence and of experience

Following a discussion with scarlatti about the Mr Darcy/Scoop pairing, I've inadvertantly turned her onto construction-equipment porn.

Also, this bit of Chat:

Scarlatti: When I see you, I'm going to jump on you.
DougS: If that's what you want, far be it from me to stand in your way.
Scarlatti: Well, ...

My mother has just recorded the sunday service for BBC Radio Devon, for broadcast on Sunday 13th February between 6am and 6:30 UK time.

Apparently they were very pleased with her, and want her to do another one sometime.

If you're out of the area, you can listen to her on the Internet.

The latest edition of "Weebl and Bob" (published yesterday evening) features an incident which Guide fans might recognise. Yes, Weebl has an accident owing to an unlikely cause.

No, not the snowboarding.

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/ouch.htm

Okay, I'm playing with the Internet Anagram Server. What can I say. I need to get out more.

Anyway, here are some I've found:

"Microsoft Windows" -- "Discomfort wins. Ow!"
"Active Directory" -- "To a Dirty Crevice."
"Domain Controller" -- "A Moronic Dell, Torn."
"Microsoft Exchange" -- "Chafe on Toxic Germs."
"Microsoft Office" -- "Cosmic offer of I.T."
"Windows Media Player" -- "Lame and Wispy Weirdo."
"Blue Screen of Death" -- "Bereft on a Schedule."

More anagrams later.