February 13th, 2005


Places I've lived

Milton, Cambridgeshire, 1965-1967

Hampton Hill, Hanworth or Feltham, all in west London, 1967-1993
Four separate addresses, within about four miles of each other.

Bracknell, Berkshire, 1993-present day.

Surreal Stepson

Stepson: "What's that, then?"
Me: "Eh?"
Stepson: "What is it, a kiwi?"
Me: "No, it's a melon."
Stepson: "Oh, okay."
Me: "How could that have been a kiwi?"
Stepson: "It could have been a giant kiwi. From Ikea."