September 6th, 2005



I have just burnt myself on a pizza. Really very badly.

I took a bite of the pizza. As I drew the rest of the pizza away from my face, a sheet of cheese dragged itself off the top of the pizza and draped itself elegantly over my lower lip and chin. It was hot. Very very hot indeed.

I've lost a patch of skin from my lip, about the size of my thumbnail. Don't expect any kisses from me for the next week or so.
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