[pertinent to only one person, the rest of you can move on]
If you've the person who friended me around midnight Sunday April 27th UK time, you might want to...
read the terms of service, and in particular section XVI paragraph 13
consider seeking professional help, and show them the sort of thing you've been writing
You should also be aware that I've no intention of friending you back if (a) I don't know who you actually are, (b) none of my friends list you as a friend, and (c) there's nothing in your journal that I want to read.