One of my other addresses, not my main one, just got a bit of spam with a subject line of "collard labia comparative launch".
Now I haven't opened it, and I haven't read it, but I'm imagining a large pile of leafy vegetables, a number of naked women, and a project to catalogue the similarities and differences between the two.
Now I don't anticipate any difficulty obtaining suitable quantities of smooth-leaved kale. But if I'm going to get this whole exercise launched properly, I'm going to have to ask for some volunteers.
It might be better to wait for the warmer weather.
I won't be stuck for something to eat afterwards ...