mindygoth's birthday do, cutting up some strawberries.lucy_pointycat rambles at some length about how gorgeous I am. There are references to Captain Birdseye.She approaches me for a cuddle.
Now this is all very nice -- she's a girl with lots of ... umm ... shape.
But then, it emerges that she sees me as some sort of uncle figure.
In the Alan Titchmarsh mould.
Ah well.
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