Douglas Spencer (dougs) wrote,
Douglas Spencer

Things that happen at parties

I'm stood in the kitchen at mindygoth's birthday do, cutting up some strawberries.
lucy_pointycat rambles at some length about how gorgeous I am. There are references to Captain Birdseye.
She approaches me for a cuddle.

Now this is all very nice -- she's a girl with lots of ... umm ... shape.

But then, it emerges that she sees me as some sort of uncle figure.
In the Alan Titchmarsh mould.

Ah well.


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