After last night's excellent party, this morning I stumbled out of the farmhouse, started the car, and set off. The first couple of yards were fine, but after that, I went into a bit of a decline. More specifically the front driver's-side corner of the car descended about five inches, accompanied by a loud "clunk" noise.
Odd.
So I'm back in the farmhouse now, waiting for a tow.
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