Douglas Spencer (dougs) wrote,
Douglas Spencer
dougs

Three short paragraphs

My lost mobile phone was in the car as whotheheckami guessed, wedged between the driver's seat and the handbrake with the sound turned off.

The first call I took after I'd found it was someone with a detailed enquiry concerning suitable positions for anal sex in an open-top car.

And now I'm at my mother's in North Devon for a one-day seminar on "Aspects of Prayer" on Saturday and the Mothering Sunday services she's conducting in Appledore and Lavington.
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