Alright, I've spent all flaming afternoon reading about, and posting comments about, bloody cardboard-oriented LJ users.
I've done hardly any work today and it's all your fault.
I know the idiot Tony started it, and he's already expressed his regret, but there's still the rest of you idiots.
I've decided it's confession time for you all, and I'm declaring a cardboard amnesty.
If you admit that you are responsible for one of the cardboards, here and now, I won't take it any further.
If, however, you do not mention now your involvement in a cardboard user and are subsequently discovered, you can expect me to be cross with you. Seriously cross.
Bloody cardboard, the thief of time.
Now I'm going to leave the office and go home.
When I get home I'm going to see if anyone's confessed.
Then I'm going to the pub to scowl at the rest of you.