The stepson's great, he always does the washing up, all the plates and bowls and cups and glasses and knives and forks and spoons and things.
But he never washes up pots and pans and ladles and whisks and congs and blenders and things.
Guess what I'm washing up today.
(What does Douglas do? I do the shopping and the cooking, that's what. And I provide the house and the gas and the hot water and so on.)