Douglas Spencer (dougs) wrote,
Douglas Spencer
dougs

"No, I've never." -- "Never?"

The Never meme ...

Put in bold the ones that are true.

I have never been drunk
I have never smoked pot
I have never kissed a member of the opposite sex
I have never kissed a member of the same sex
I have never crashed a friends car
I have never been to Japan
I have never had anal sex
I have never been in love
I have never had sex in public
I have never been dumped
I have never done cocaine
I have never shoplifted
I have never been fired
I have never been in a fist fight
I have never had a threesome
I have never snuck out of my parents house
I have never been tied up
I have never been caught masturbating
I have never pissed on myself
I have never had sex with a member of the same sex
I have never been arrested
I have never made out with a stranger
I have never stolen from work
I have never been on a blind date
I have never lied to a friend
I have never had a crush on a teacher
I have never been to Europe
I have never skipped school
I have never slept with a co-worker
I have never cut myself on purpose
I have never been married
I have never been divorced
I have never had sex with more than one person in the same week
I have never posed nude
I have never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
I have never killed anyone
I have never received scars from my sex partner
I have never thrown up in a bar
I have never purposely set a part of myself on fire
I have never eaten sushi
I have never been snowboarding
I have never had sex at a friend's house while they were throwing a party
I have never had sex in a dressing room
I have never flashed anyone
I have never hooked up with a friend's sibling
I have never purchased pornography
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