I will be reaching the tremendously advanced age of almost-old (39) at the end of September.
To honour this momentous occasion, I'm intending to entertain myself through the medium of copious alcohol on the evening of Friday October 1st, and I urge you all to join me in this noble enterprise by making your way to Ben Crouches Tavern in Wells Street, just off Oxford Street in London.
On the evening of Friday 1st October, I shall be ...
At Ben Crouch's Tavern
At Ben Crouches Tavern
Under the table
Somewhere else, I have better things to do
Somewhere else, I live too far away
Somewhere else, I don't care about your birthday