DougS
From the Chinese root meaning "Complete Bastard"
Characteristics
DougS drives over old ladies at intersections.
Personality
DougS can't seem to stop pissing people off.
Natural
DougS might die without Kenny G.
Emotional
DougS is a pathetic loser.
Character
DougS runs from commitment.
Physical
DougS doesn't wash their hands.
Mental
DougS has delusions of grandeur
Motivation
DougS sings in the shower.