Things to do during a foreigner's visit to the UK:
- Take her to the pub as soon as she arrives, choosing a day when they've fenced off a third of the bar for an office Christmas party.
- Go to the_mendicant's birthday party to show her the bizarre sexual practices of the inhabitants of rural middle England.
- Enjoy dinner at the house of a senior Freemason (NOLJ).
- Visit flick and drplokta to sample the cooking.
- Take her to the Tun to meet lots of London SF fans, and feed her rum-based alcopops.
- Spend a few days at Mother's over Christmas, take her to church a couple of times and let her see my Mother use me as a sermon illustration.
- Visit watervole and spend an afternoon critiquing slash and playing fetish-themed card games.
- Clear the calendar for 36 hours, instruct her in the use of a violet wand, get naked, and let her tie me up.
Oh, we did some other stuff too. It was a good visit.