January: Junk email in 2002 and 2003 charting messages per week.
February: [Posted in the interval] It's good.
March: Following part I, in which they told me that a spring had broken, and part II, in which they told me that they also needed some other obscure piece of front suspension, they called me the following day to tell me that when the car had fallen off its wheel, it had dented its wing, and so that too needed to be replaced.
April: Junk email in 2002, 2003 and 2004 charting messages per week.
May: Here in my Pirate Pocket lies My Pirate PDA
June: Some of you will have noticed that I haven't posted for a week or so.
July: Junk email in 2002, 2003 and 2004 charting messages per week.
August: Last time I put any photos up at Fotopic was for June 12th.
September: I've been having a conversation with Boss B, who has been having conversations with our resident marketing guru.
October: Have landed safely at LHR.
November: Some of you have a job to do today.
December: Calling all ZZ9ers, and also funloving SF fans in or near Sheffield.