Douglas Spencer (dougs) wrote,
Douglas Spencer
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I found a letter from the least successful society of all no-time.

When I saw a reference to a book with a similar title in this post, I got down my copy of "The Dancing Wu Li Masters" by Gary Zukav.

A letter fell out of the book -- evidently this letter accompanied the book as it went from one of its former owners to another.

The letter reads as follows:

The Society for "No Time",
The Cuckoo Clock (With no cuckoo),
No Where (Space is an illusion like time).
Near The Feathers,
Laleham.
NO DATE.

Dear Mr Brewis,

As someone who is interested in the work of our society please find enclosed a book which our members have found most valuable. Rest assured NO DANCING is actually involved!

We hold meetings but we can't say where or when as we don't believe in time and space. For that reason our meetings are poorly attended. Last count - 0. So the chances are we will never meet. Anyway all the best with the book.

YOURS TIMELESSLY

IVAN SNODGRAS THE FIRST
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