B - Breast size: Oh yes. In fact, size in general, if that's possible.
C - Chore you hate: Paperwork.
D - Dad's name: Derek.
E - Essential make-up item: Cotton buds.
F - Favorite scent: Beef.
G - Gold or silver: Gold has more resistance to corrosion, silver is the better conductor. What am I building?
H - Hometown: Born in Milton, Cambridgeshire -- Grew up in Hampton/Hanworth/Feltham, West London.
I - Insomnia: Sometimes. It's infrequent, but when it strikes it tends to last several nights.
J - Job title: We don't do titles. If I had one, it would be "Computer Network Engineer" or something similar.
K - Kids: Not mine, thank god. I can stand someone else's for short periods -- two or three minutes, perhaps. The boss's kids like me, no idea why.
L - Living arrangements: I've shared the house with the stepson since my wife died. I'm working on getting my girlfriend moved in.
M - Mum's birthplace: Mill Hill, in north London.
N - Number of apples you've eaten: More in pies and crumbles than in their native format.
O - Overnight hospital stays: As a patient, three separate occasions -- once for removal of tonsils and twice for removal of a haemangeoma in my right hand. It's still there.
P - Phobia: The one I've discussed most recently is the use of sharp edges in BDSM play.
R - Religious affiliation: Christian -- at home in most denominational backgrounds but nonconformist/reformed by tradition.
S - Siblings: Three brothers. All insane, only one clinically so.
T - Time you wake up: Typically about a third of the way into the working day. Well after I've arrived at the client site.
U - Unnatural hair colors you've worn: None.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Broccoli, raw tomato.
W - Worst habit: Chewing fingernails, telling bad jokes.
X - X-rays: One occasion, two x-rays. Nothing was broken.
Y - Yummy foods you make: Most of them. Rare fried steak with mushrooms. Apple crumble.
Z - Zodiac sign: No idea. September 27th. You care more than I do. Chinese Year of the Snake.
