He tells me that:
- in 1978, Wales won the grand slam, we had a new Pope ... and Liverpool won the European cup.
- in 1981, Prince Charles got married, Ken and Dierdre got married, we had a new Doctor Who ... and Liverpool won the European cup.
- in 2005, Wales won the grand slam, Prince Charles got married, Ken and Dierdre got married, we had a new Pope, we had a new Doctor Who ....
He's a Chelsea supporter, by the way.
And I still know nothing about football.
