I had smoked salmon, a bone-in rib-eye, and crème brulée.
Sir?
The bone-in rib-eye, please.
And how would you like it done?
Rare, please.
It'll be cold in the middle, sir?
Thank you.
It was really very good indeed. I wish I could buy a bit of meat like the one they gave me. It was the same colour as the picture on their page, if you follow that link.
Oh, and the conversation with her father? USAF bases in Britain, and Ordnance Survey maps. What a guy.