First, write down the names of twenty people you know. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the twenty names you're going to use.
(Although I've put them here in alphabetical order, that's not mandated by the meme)
Is #9 a boy or a girl? A girl. Good definition of girl, in fact.
Would #11 and #2 make a cute couple? I rather doubt it.
How about #18 and #4? That's rather more of a possibility. Might be entertaining to watch, at least.
When was the last time you talked to #12? In online chat, last night. On the phone, a day or two earlier. In person, a week and a bit ago.
What is #6's favorite band? Almost certainly the Beatles.
Does #1 have any siblings? I'm not aware of any.
Would you ever date #3? She wouldn't want me to.
Would you ever date #7? Again, she wouldn't want me to. She did once, quite recently, say "Oooh, DougS, you've converted me!" [to heterosexuality], but moments later she said "Aaaaah ha ha ha, no you haven't."
Is #16 single? I think he has someone specific in mind.
What's #15's last name? *thinks hard* I know what her first names are, at least.
What's #10's middle name? I'm not aware of it, if there is one.
What's #5's favorite thing to do? Honestly, I have no idea. Literati, possibly.
Is #13 hot? Yes, very definitely so.
Would #14 and #19 make a good couple? I don't think so.
Tell me a random fact about #11: She once persuaded a friend to buy an enormous inflatable mains-powered vibrator.
And #1: She's very fond of custard.
And #3: On one occasion, when she was stung by an insect, she described the location of the sting as "on my F2 finger".
Have you ever had a crush on #20? Ahem. Yes.
Where does #9 live? Sometimes in Germany, sometimes in England.
What's #4 favorite color? I don't know. I suspect it would be something organic or food-related.
Would you makeout with #14? Maybe in five or ten years time.
Are #5 & #6 best friends? I don't think so. But they do fine in each other's company.
Does #7 like #20? I bet they would. They've met, but I don't think they took particular notice of each other.
Does #8 like #19? I'm not sure that they've met.
How did you meet #2? We were both in attendance at a barbecue hosted by #5.
How did you meet #18? We were both involved in convention-going SF fandom, sometime in the early nineties.
Does #10 have any pets? I don't know.
Is #12 older than you? She's younger, by marginally more than a year.
Is # 17 the sexiest person alive, or what? Some people might think so. I couldn't possibly comment.