You can google for "Robert Burns" "To a Haggis" and find the original text and some translations into modern English.
I've posted the result over in obscene_filkers: "To Fisting, by dougs".
Apparently today is Bunsen's birthday, as today's Google Logo asserts: Anonymous comment spam: 2011-04-13 14:15 from 220.127.116.11
Farah Mendlesohn writes about Diana Wynne Jones here. Anonymous comment spam: 2011-03-29 21:47 from 18.104.22.168
Marianne, of bohemiancoast's household, says "the problem with re-reading Diana Wynne Jones is that you realise how rubbish most other…