Here's a little nugget of conversation, a choice morsel from the last couple of weeks.
S: "Oooh, I like being intimate with you."
D: "I like it when you're intimate with me too."
S: "What about the other way round?"
D: "I like it when you're intimate with me the other way round, too."
This was not, apparently, what she was looking for. I hope I've made amends in other ways. It's been a good visit.