My Subject Access Requestdoesn't go to the Metropolitan Police, it goes to Thames Valley Police, so that's a different form, from a different website. Start again. Bloody hell.
And it has to be countersigned by "someone of professional standing" who has known me for a considerable time. So I'm not going to be able to send it off until after I've got one of the other Freemasons to sign it at LOI on Wednesday.