Douglas Spencer (dougs) wrote,
Douglas Spencer
dougs

The Tories love me.

The secretary of the ward branch of my local constituency association has emailed me before fixing the date of the next meeting. She writes:
We are looking at Wednesday 25th January at 8 p.m.  Is this date all right for you?  If so, I will confirm to everyone.  Alternatively if you will let me know your availability, I will work round you.

I'm a little frightened by this. Why is she making sure I'm available before she starts checking dates with the other members?

There are a couple of likely explanations.

Poll #649643 Why do the Tories Love Douglas?

Why is the branch secretary checking my availability before anyone else?

All the other ward members are completely barking mad.
1(3.3%)
None of the other ward members have diaries as full as mine.
3(10.0%)
She thinks I might volunteer for something.
15(50.0%)
I'm the only person in the ward as young as David Cameron.
4(13.3%)
She thinks I'm a sex god and she has the hots for me.
5(16.7%)
Something else, to be mentioned in the comments.
2(6.7%)
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