Douglas Spencer (dougs) wrote,
Douglas Spencer
dougs

Anyone else not worked it out yet?

It's quite clear that I've totally failed to grasp the concept of "portions".

I was eating a bag of crisps earlier today, and idly read the back of the packet, the bit where it describes how many calories, how much salt and fat the product contains. The writing on that part of the wrapper begins "one fifth of a packet contains..."

I'm now in the pub, and have ordered a bowl of "nacho's supreme", fighting down the sour taste of a rogue apostrophe. It arrived with two sets of cutlery.

Is it just me, or do other people get this?
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