I've been told elsewhere that with joints like mine I should be drinking Green Tea, because it's good for my joints and my soul.
So, I'm seeking advice from alternate sources. Is coffee as bad for the joints as they say? Should I go for this "detox" that everyone talks about? Will a fortnight without caffeine have me leaping about like a mere thirty-five-year-old?
And what about my soul? Does eternal damnation await the coffee-drinker?