Douglas Spencer (dougs) wrote,
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The gullibility of Monica Geller's Parents

It's Monica's 30th birthday, and she's very drunk. She's just told Chandler that her parents have never seen her drunk.

Poll #721746 "My parents have never seen me drunk..."

Choose one of the following:

My parents have never seen me drunk.
27(35.1%)
My parents first saw me drunk at the age of 40 or over
0(0.0%)
My parents first saw me drunk between the ages of 35 and 39.
0(0.0%)
My parents first saw me drunk between the ages of 30 and 34
1(1.3%)
My parents first saw me drunk between the ages of 25 and 29
2(2.6%)
My parents first saw me drunk between the ages of 22 and 24
0(0.0%)
My parents first saw me drunk at the age of 21
1(1.3%)
My parents first saw me drunk at the age of 20
1(1.3%)
My parents first saw me drunk at the age of 19
3(3.9%)
My parents first saw me drunk at the age of 18
6(7.8%)
My parents first saw me drunk at the age of 17
8(10.4%)
My parents first saw me drunk at the age of 16
11(14.3%)
My parents first saw me drunk between the ages of 11 and15
14(18.2%)
My parents first saw me drunk at the age of 10 or less
3(3.9%)
My parents have never seen me sober
0(0.0%)

And ...

I managed to outwit them, and they never realised
1(1.6%)
Who am I kidding. It was obvious
28(43.8%)
oooh, drinky thing!
15(23.4%)


The "me" in the answers is the person filling in the poll. If "parents" is an inappropriate term, substitute a suitable alternative and answer anyway. If the answer varies according to which "parent" you're considering, just pick one and answer anyway. If you're still confused, ask someone to check what's in your glass at the moment.
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