You find yourself in a rubble-strewn catacomb. A wooden sign warns of bdsm.
In the dead hand of an earlier adventurer is the Wand of Computers.
Take the wand.
You find yourself in a cobwebbed burial chamber. Scrolls about dave langford have been pinned to the walls.
You find yourself in a grimy alcove. Crude images of going to conventions are daubed on the walls.
Amid debris on the floor is a potion marked 'NAXELA'.
Quaff the potion
You quaff the potion marked 'NAXELA'. You suffer a momentary vision of m*a*s*h.
You are walking through an abandoned crypt. You notice a small shrine to trust.
Ziggy And Mika the goblin guards the eastern exit (23HP).
Zap Ziggy And Mika with the Wand of Computers
You zap Ziggy And Mika with the Wand of Computers. Ziggy And Mika is caught in a cone of flame for 14HP damage!
Ziggy And Mika attacks you for 4HP damage.
Attack Ziggy And Mika
You attack Ziggy And Mika with your bare hands, and miss.
Ziggy And Mika attacks you and misses.
Try it. It's very silly.
You find yourself in a fire-ravaged fountain room. A plaque on the wall mentions beards.
There is an altar to Claireadams here.