When should I attend the Great British Beer Festival?
Go to the beer festival on Wednesday with the result that you'll be a bit drunk when you go to Battersea Arts Centre to see Bill Bailey
Go to the beer festival on Thursday with the result that you'll be a bit drunk when you go to the Tun
Go to the beer festival on both days and stop asking stupid questions
Don't go to the beer festival on either day and stay at home instead to finish your overdue fanfiction
I'm too distracted by the news that there' a beer festival on and am therefore unable to provide coherent answers to your question
I have deliberately ticked a combination of boxes which doesn't make any logical sense
I laugh at the puny range of choices you offer in your poll and have commented