Secondly, how is it that the only way to get from Bracknell to Beaconsfield by train is to go into London and out again? That really isn't very convenient, is it. And because I'm asking this question alert readers will work out that I still don't have my car back yet.
Thirdly, I've just caught myself writing Big Brother/Mr Benn and Big Brother/The Flumps crossover fanfic. That's really not a good idea.