In other news, I've seen this set of questions knocking around -- even answered them once or twice -- and now it's time for me to be on the receiving end. Please tell me ...
01. Who are you?
02. Are we friends?
2B. How many times have we had sex?
03. When and how did we meet?
04. Do you (or did you ever) have a crush on me?
05. Would you kiss me?
5B. If you think you hurt my feelings in the last question, now is the time to make it up:
06. Describe me in one word:
07. What was your first impression?
08. Do you still think that way about me now?
09. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
11B. Would you like to see me naked? ("Dear god no, my poor eyes at burning at the thought" is a perfectly acceptable answer)
12. When's the last time you saw me?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
14. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
Later, I might post some suitably aggregated and anonymised results (57% of respondents would like to see me naked, etc). Comments are screened; if you're happy to have me unscreen yours, then say so.