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My dating persona [Oct. 19th, 2006|12:24 pm]
Douglas Spencer
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The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.


I'm told I give a very good back rub, by the way. And a very good foot rub.
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[User Picture]From: twinfair
2006-10-19 11:51 am (UTC)
This is the first Meme I started to do that I stopped because I found a question I was so upset by.

I know it is only meant to be fun but the question "would you rather die than 10 random people in the world die" is not the sort of moral question I want to answer over my cornflakes, and then the next question was 10,000 other people and I thought, I dont need to think of my own mortality today, I am off to Tesco. Mind you the question about your Mother or Father made me laugh.
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[User Picture]From: nolley
2006-10-19 12:00 pm (UTC)
we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather.

No shit Sherlock.
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[User Picture]From: purplecthulhu
2006-10-19 01:57 pm (UTC)
Yep - that's what I got too, and it does have a ring of truth about it. Not that I know what the other options are though...
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From: ex_the_major316
2006-10-19 05:00 pm (UTC)
Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master

Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.

Your exact opposite:
The Dirty Little Secret

The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.


"You're never truly single as long as you have yourself."

ALWAYS AVOID: The Bachelor

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail.





Erm, no idea.
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[User Picture]From: watervole
2006-10-19 06:01 pm (UTC)
I appear to be the Maid of Honour. Considering the sheer randomness of many of the questions and that fact that several times I was muttering 'none of the above' it's surprisingly accurate in most areas.

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf)

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

Your exact opposite:
Half-cocked

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.


ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The 5-Night Stand, The Vapor Trail, The Bachelor

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, someone just like you.


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
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[User Picture]From: seph_hazard
2006-10-19 09:11 pm (UTC)
I was rather pleased with my result, though mildly worried that it could make me look at bit of a slapper! [grin]
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