Douglas Spencer (dougs) wrote,
Douglas Spencer
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A poll. It's all about me. And you, naturally.

This is further to a conversation which took place at Novacon.

Totals visible to everyone, individual answers visible only to me.

Poll #867793 The pollee's views on the pollster

When I think about dougs...

I want to drag him to my room and indulge in a night of naughtiness without regard to any long-term plans
2(6.9%)
I want to have him alongside me as a partner for the next several years
1(3.4%)
Actually I hadn't thought about it before but one or other of those might be workable
2(6.9%)
I don't have particular things in mind with dougs and anything involving me and him doesn't sound terribly likely
20(69.0%)
Ewww dougs *barfs*
2(6.9%)
Thinking about dougs damaged me irreparably you insensitive clod
0(0.0%)

As for my personal circumstances:

I'm a single person and nothing in my current circumstances prevents me doing whatever I might have in mind with dougs
7(24.1%)
I have a partner or partners and there's an agreement in place about whatever I might have in mind with dougs
1(3.4%)
I have a partner or partners and there's an agreement in place which is general rather than specific but which nevertheless could apply in this case
1(3.4%)
I have a partner or partners but I'm happy to do what I like with dougs anyway and sort out the mess later
3(10.3%)
I don't have particular things in mind with dougs as I told you already
13(44.8%)
Stop making me think about dougs already *barfs some more*
2(6.9%)
My partner thinking about dougs damaged me irreparably you insensitive clod
0(0.0%)

dougs has a big bag full of rope in a variety of convenient lengths.

Why was rope mentioned in this seemingly completely unrelated poll?
5(18.5%)
Hurrah for rope! We can have lots of fun with me tying dougs up!
1(3.7%)
Hurrah for rope! We can have lots of fun with dougs tying me up!
1(3.7%)
Nothing you've said so far is encouraging me to consider getting up to anything with dougs
14(51.9%)
Eww rope! *runs away*
1(3.7%)
A rope-related incident damaged me irreparably you insensitive clod
2(7.4%)

dougs has a violet wand.

I have no idea what a violet wand is nor of the way in which one might be used
5(17.9%)
Now that's interesting -- tell me whether this rope of yours is an insulator or a conductor
8(28.6%)
In fact the longer this poll goes on the less likely I am to pursue the matter
7(25.0%)
*has already run away*
3(10.7%)
Static electricity damaged me irreparably you insensitive clod
1(3.6%)

dougs has a camera.

I imagine he uses it chiefly for landscapes la la la I can't hear you
7(25.0%)
That's excellent -- we can have long conversations about f-stops and shutter speeds
1(3.6%)
I know he does -- I frequently go temporarily blind when he flashes at me at parties
3(10.7%)
*titter* he said "flashes" *tee hee*
3(10.7%)
There are already bad photos of me all over the internet and dougs' camera doesn't scare me a bit
6(21.4%)
Being photographed damaged me irreparably you insensitive clod
2(7.1%)

Finally...

4(13.8%)
Rope!
2(6.9%)
Violet wand!
0(0.0%)
Camera!
1(3.4%)
*ran away a long time ago*
4(13.8%)
Ticky things damaged me irreparably you insensitive clod
10(34.5%)
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