*throws up quietly* That sounds, ah, lovely, darling. Don't mind me, I'll just be being a vegitarian very quietly in this corner over here.
How about chocolate vodka?
I've currently got chili vodka and Turkish Delight vodka on the go, both of which are suitable for vegetarians, vegans and those on milk-free, gluten-free or wheat-free diets.
I've had some success with matchmaker vodka -- both the mint and blackcurrant varieties -- which has the advantage that when the bottle's finished there's a half-inch of chocolate sludge in the bottom of the bottle which can be very nice. If I make matchmaker vodka it'll be fine for vegetarians but not for vegans. In fact I have some mint matchmakers in stock, so I might get a bottle started.
Have you seen the new honeycomb matchmakers? I've recently made some with those and it's goooood.
Mmmm Turkish Delight..... Snow Queen Flavour?
You can get rose petal flavoured vodka, which is pretty much the same thing, though you'll probably need a rather good off-licence to find it. I was given a bottle by a rather strange woman who'd just spent a while massaging my feet. Unfortunately this doesn't happen often.
Until that last comment, I was about to inquire as to how I can steal your life.
Matchmakers are made out of dead 3rd world babies (although, by some definitions, that would count as vegan ;)
Apparently one of the pubs near home sells fudge vodka, complete with lumpy bits. I haven't tried it though. I'm not brave enough.
You know I might just have to try the vegetarian bacon option.
"Bacon flavour bits" vodka was suggested at Novacon, using the version of the product that's made of soya.
So when is the big party happening to taste these delightful products of yours?
The bacon vodka is going to a Hogswatch night party in Sheffield. Other bottles could be going anywhere... you'll have to wait and see.
You mean I'm going to have to attend every party that's going on this year in order to taste your samples? I don't think my bicycle can cope!
I'm already in danger of taking two women to this party, if I take you as well then I'll run out of arms.
I'll settle with a thigh :)
It'll be a delight to wrap my thigh round your waist.
You should give turkey and cranberry a go for the festive season :)
Ee. I have recently made myrtle berry vodka. Apparently the Sardinians make a myrtle digestif
is likely to be the Sardinian form of *Myrtello, as Sardinian replaces 'll' with 'dd' and 'o' with 'u' (today's pointless linguistic diversion).
I'm now thinking of a convention panel item called "Year of the Murteddu"...
You are bad, and wrong, and taking a very obvious pune too far.
BTW - It that doesn't work, try Frazzles.
Wasn't there a general agreement that meat based vodka was bad and wrong?
I believe there was, yes. And at about this time the year before last. But I'm not bound by trivial things like general agreement, or indeed a realisation that something is clearly Bad And Wrong.
Hello! Mind if I add you? You seem rather nifty, and experimental vodkas are intriguing.