On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
DougS sent to me...
DougS sent to me...Twelve slouches drumming
Eleven computers piping
Ten contortionists a-leaping
Nine beards dancing
Eight fanzines a-slouching
Seven magicians a-writing
Six conventions a-cooking
Five fi-i-i-irewalls
Four united perverts
Three douglas adams
Two sf cons
...and a trust in a poetry.
