DougS: "No, but talk to me anyway."
Andy: "Can you go to Copenhagen on the 26th for a few days?"
DougS: "Why, what's going on?"
Andy: "We need someone to do something with an SNA server."
DougS: "Okay. There's just two things -- I can't speak Dutch, and I don't know anything about SNA."
Andy: "You don't need to speak Dutch."
DougS: "No?"
Andy: "No. Copenhagen's in Denmark, they speak Danish."
So I'm going to Copenhagen next weekend.
The question now is whether or not I can spend all Saturday afternoon and evening drinking with

(Don't be smug or offended because you're listed first or last -- the order is chosen for constitutional reasons)
Not to mention all that stuffing.