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Invoicing [Mar. 11th, 2007|07:18 pm]
Douglas Spencer
Note to self: If you're feeling a bit broke, why not catch up on your invoicing from the last week or two.
    Dear $CLIENT,
    I'm fairly broke at the moment, so it would be good if this got turned around promptly. I know that's usually difficult to achieve, but I'd be very grateful if it got paid reasonably quickly. Thanks in advance for anything you can do on that front.

    As always, give me a shout if there's anything else you need.


From: vauxhall_viva
2007-03-11 07:36 pm (UTC)
Dear $upplier

Please accept our apologies for withholding payment, but we found a grammatical error and missing punctuation marks, being as this represents the quality of your work, we wish to have the next 6 months grace whilst we test drive your work, we will of course entertain ourselves with any further letters in the same manner as this one. I can tell you now, the paper you use is of superb quality and we have managed to fold it into a paper aeroplane which is able to reach the bin in a single flight.
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[User Picture]From: loba
2007-03-12 08:54 am (UTC)
*waves from far away*

Hello.... I read a recent post of yours elsewhere, and I liked it quite a bit. Am friending you here, as I'd like to read more. If you'd prefer I did not, please let me know. Thanks.

- D.
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[User Picture]From: dougs
2007-03-12 12:22 pm (UTC)
That's perfectly in order. And thank you for your comments in another place.
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[User Picture]From: loba
2007-03-12 11:26 pm (UTC)
You're welcome. :-)
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