Douglas Spencer (dougs) wrote,
Douglas Spencer


I've just taken Julia through one of those personality-profile tests -- she'd been told what personality she probably had by surliminal and was wondering what those letters meant, so I showed her a page of interpretations.

As you'll all be aware, I'm a Psycho Vigilante, borderline Thought Police. It turns out that Julia is a National Enquirer Headline, but thanks to Freud and his slips, I've just described her as a National Enquirer Helpline, which I think is a much more amusing (and potentially useful) concept.

Hello, National Enquirer Helpline, can I help you?
I hope so, apparently space aliens fathered my last baby...

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