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Poetry: The Victim's Response [Aug. 18th, 2007|10:21 am]
Douglas Spencer
After I compared Julia's floss to anal lube (yesterday), Julia compared my penis to Audrey 2.

I'm unfamiliar with most media references, and would welcome clarification.

[User Picture]From: tregenza
2007-08-18 09:26 am (UTC)
Little Shop of Horrows: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Shop_of_Horrors_(musical)

Audrey 2 is a man eating plant that is really an alien from another planet.

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From: ex_the_major316
2007-08-18 09:28 am (UTC)
Thank you darling for that thought as I'm trying to brush my teeth.
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[User Picture]From: simbagirl
2007-08-18 10:08 am (UTC)
Giant man eating plant in Little Shop of Horrors....huge appetite.
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[User Picture]From: asphodeline
2007-08-18 08:34 pm (UTC)
*runs away screaming*
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[User Picture]From: the_mendicant
2007-08-19 06:53 am (UTC)
Said comparison has caused rather worrying connotations in my brain which I really rather wouldn't think about - that girl is bad and wrong!!!!

(Or my brain is bad and wrong, which is entirely possible) And now I've ear wormed myself with 'Feed me Seymour' which makes the visualisation even worse!
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From: wildfyre
2007-08-20 06:56 pm (UTC)
...would it be really inappropriate to ask to see your penis, pls?
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[User Picture]From: dougs
2007-08-20 07:43 pm (UTC)
Absolutely. It would be very highly inappropriate. Will you be at Novacon?
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From: wildfyre
2007-08-22 09:54 am (UTC)
I would expect so :-)
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[User Picture]From: dougs
2007-08-22 11:40 am (UTC)
Excellent. All that remains is for each of us to explain to our partners exactly why we want to be so inappropriate, and for you to prepare yourself for the inevitable disappointment when you discover that the reality of the penis itself doesn't match the legends.

Failing that, I'm sure I have a JPG somewhere (although then there's always the danger of photoshop -- you know I'm always looking for models I can do things like this to, yes?)
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[User Picture]From: alextiefling
2007-08-25 01:11 am (UTC)
Those are some...interesting photos you've got there. ;-)
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[User Picture]From: del_c
2007-08-31 09:26 pm (UTC)
Julia compared my penis to Audrey 2

I thought it was only men who were supposed to worry about their partners' genitalia having teeth?
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